my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”
This is how my bedroom sound at 3 am
Unmute for ARE YOU SLAPPIN'
Billy and Damian and the whole soulmate thing WIP Wednesday Emily Ann Roberts - He set her off
“Oh god, we took him to a bar,” Green Lantern realizes disbelievingly. “Multiple times! Multiple bars!”
“We talked to him about women!” Flash hisses back at him. “On purpose! I asked him for relationship advice once and I even took it! And it worked! It actually worked! What does this say about my marriage.”
“We asked a child to risk his literal life and occasionally his literal soul against global and galactic threats,” Superman says, looking borderline traumatized. Billy feels a little bad, but also, excuse him? Like he’s not allowed to risk his literal life and soul or something? He doesn’t need a freaking permission slip to save the stupid world.
One of my previous bosses, the Archivist for the State of -redacted for privacy-, had one of these (or very very similar prototype format) that he kept in his briefcase.
Whenever someone in a meeting would say something along the lines of “we don’t need to worry about that/budget money for that/do that, everything is digital now!” He would pull this bad boy out of his briefcase and say “this has digital files on it, please access them. Oh, you can’t? Well what about this? or these?” And pull out a selection floppy discs and CD types.
And that is how he fought the good fight for a budget for the archives because digital preservation is expensive and difficult and there are a million different hardware and software types and technological obsolescence is a nightmare.
Gale's intimidation check
i couldn't figure out why the tension on the rigid heddle was so bad, nor why it seemed worse every time i pick it up.
i think i've cracked the case.
anyhow, my next big-loom project was going to be tea towels, but now i think it's going to be a cat hammock.
15 year work in progress. Artist in the background
Reading a book on sea monsters on ancient maps and I thought this was such a funny way to put it. They couldn’t even afford sea monsters :///
Unmute !
Outstanding.
cant a girl have a snack?
An au where Durge doesn’t forget who or what she is, but the tadpole frees her from Bhaal’s grasp (a lot like our vampling) and she doesn’t know how to deal with the chatty wizard she just met.
When a bartender becomes a father
Summary: Klaus arrives in Mechanicsburg to retrieve his son, who he believes has been kidnapped by the Heterodyne. (And Gil has. Just not by the Heterodyne Klaus thinks.) Saturnus (doting grandfather and old school Heterodyne to the core) is determined not to let Klaus ruin his granddaughter's date.
In deference to the fact that Mechanicsburg was an independent city state and not part of the Empire, Klaus kept Castle Wulfenbach at the traditional two leagues.
Because his son had been kidnapped by the Heterodyne, he landed one of the smaller dirigibles directly outside the front gate and walked right in.
