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@carrottheluvmachine / carrottheluvmachine.tumblr.com

Hiya. My name's Colie (30s | she/her | gay). I'm currently waist deep in The Witcher right now.  Geralt of Rivia owns my heart.  Feel free to snoop around, read some fics, and have some laughs!
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Oh hey there!

I'm Colie! A 30-something year old lesbian (who is taken by @dont-tempt-me-frodo) nerd who has had a tumblr since the beginning of time. This tumblr is my own personal mind palace and can range anywhere from fandom things to posts about my life. There's plenty of cute and kink in between!

Here's a little intro to me. I'm from New York, but I moved to Florida 10 years ago due to circumstances beyond my control. I have bipolar disorder, major depressive disorder, and generalized anxiety. I work with animals, so expect to see a whole bunch of animal posts on my blog.

I've been a writer since I could hold a pencil and have written for a variety of fandoms over the years. Now, I exclusively write kink for The Witcher.

What kink, you ask? Weight gain kink. Belly kink. Kink with a side of fluff. Kink where you learn to love the body you're in despite societal "norms". I'm all about feeling good in your own body, especially if you're on the heavier side. We love bellies here!

  • If you're interested in reading my fics (there are some that don't include kink at all), they can be found on my A03.
  • If you are into bellies, kink, and the Witcher, I have a nice little hangout on Discord where anyone 18+ is free to join! The Witcher Chub Club can be found here.

Feel free to send me asks or DMs if you wanna chat! I'm always up for talking to new people!

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femme-feeder

I love lighthearted teasing about weight gain

-poking someone’s soft belly and saying “you’ve gotten a bit rounder recently”

-coming up behind someone while they’re eating and squishing their belly and telling them that they look cute with all the weight they’ve put on

-patting their belly after they’re stuffed and full from a meal and saying “you’ve got quite the appetite”

-rubbing their tummy while they’re painfully stuffed and saying “aw, did you accidentally overdo it?” in a teasing tone

-grabbing their plush sides that are too big for their tight waistband and telling them their lovehandles are getting thicker

-telling them how they’ve really let themselves go in the recent months, and that you absolutely love it

-grabbing their thighs and pointing out that their legs have gotten all cute and plump too

-making sure there’s always extra of any meal you make for them because they’ve been eating larger helpings recently

-saying they’ve gotten “more comfortable” and “softer” recently but loving that they’re able to relax

-making sure that all their clothes are straining against their softening form

plumppiglet

Fuuuck 😩

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No, but like, imagine you're jaskier. A bard painfully in love with your weirdly mutated wolf witcher. A magical thing tells you the story of the first ever dog Witcher, and you're like "ok, cool" and then she tells you how this fucking dog is in love with a BARD who gets called basically the same things you get called.

And they are in mutual love and it's like the best most romantic love to be ever existed.

And you're there. Ok, cool, fuck you too.

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Viggo Mortenson does not get enough credit for delivering lines like "not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall" with a complete sincerity and gravitas

The whole lotr trilogy works because every single person on set and behind the scenes treated it seriously and with gravitas. It was completely earnest and I don't know if anyone making movies today has that in them anymore.

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Do you love weight gain? Do you love chubby bellies? Do you love characters feeling good about their heavier bodies?

Do you love the Witcher? Specifically Jaskier and Geralt?

Then do I have the place for you! Come and join The Witcher Chub Club over on discord! It's a neat little place where we hang out and discuss feedism, weight gain, and the Witcher.

This is our down time right now as we wait for the new season to be filmed, but in the mean time we're still full of ideas, art, fics, and friendly people!

If you're 18+, go ahead and pop in to say hi! We'd love to have you!

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A long time ago, Jaskier used to be a bird. He was a songbird and pet for a young woman. This woman, although she had no formal training, was a witch.

One day, a spell went wrong and turned Jaskier into a human.

For a time, Jaskier, now human, still lived with the witch, and he did truly love her. But had begun to grow restless and wanted to travel. When the witch had died, Jaskier soon set out to be a bard.

Many Years later, Jaskier found himself in Kear Morhen, having been brought there by Geralt. Where one afternoon, when Yennefer had been teaching Ciri about how to reverse a spell. This lesson may have worked a bit too well.

When Jaskier was turned back into a bird

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sometimes i go a little bit crazy thinking about fattening up someone who's just a little bit too skinny. seeing someone with a thin, flat stomach or rock-hard chiseled abs makes the fucked up kink part of my brain go "oh my god you poor thing, you look so hungry, come here and let me spoil you and feed you until your tummy is nice and fat." i also can't help but think about all the sacrifices they must have to make to get that body, all the miserable diets they must have suffered through to maintain their figure. i just think about showing them a world of overindulgence and comfort instead, how badly i wish i could spoil them with tons of food and then comfort their full tummy.

i fantasize about stuffing them silly at every meal and rubbing away at the ache in their gut, watching them grow bloated and heavy because i've been overfeeding them for days and show no signs of stopping. i think about watching as their tiny, sunken-in little waist quickly melts into soft pudge under my fingers as their body desperately clings to all the calories they'd been missing. and then, once they've been properly nourished, i'd tease them for going soft and poke and pinch at their new fat. i'd give their soft, jiggly tummy plenty of rubs and kisses and spend lots of time loving all over their newly round, fattened, well-fed belly.

so yeah seeing someone with a flat stomach definitely lights up my kink brain, but it's because i can't help but think about how good they would look cradled in my lap with a fat belly full of food. to me, being well-fed is synonymous with being well-loved, so give me someone who looks hungry and let me nourish them, let me spoil them rotten until my love for them and their softening belly starts to show.

"feeding up someone who is skinny" not in a "let's ruin your body and make you unhealthy" way but in a "you look malnourished let me feed you lots of good food and nourish your body and take care of you" kind of way

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stonertummy

This 👏💕

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Additional Tags: Chubby Jaskier | Dandelion, fat Jaskier, Weight Gain, Stuffing, Belly Kink Summary:

“I was so skinny when we first met,” Jaskier continued, as if Geralt hadn’t said a word at all. “And now look at me. I don’t even think I could reach my cock anymore.”

Geralt stiffened again, sitting bolt upright on the bed. His eyes drifted to Jaskier’s cock, now surrounded by such a beautiful mound of fat. It looked much smaller than it had when they had first begun getting intimate, dwarfed by the size of his body. “Why don’t you try?”

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