You're not alone - neither are you

Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924

HAPPY HUNDRED YEARS TO THIS JOKE

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

Evening sermon

Cryptozoology is my favourite kind of fake science stuff. Wish there was also cryptobotany, like mothman but its just a really big fern in the middle of a field with literally nothing else around it , that spawned in the dead of night, might have killed a few people and never shows up in photos, and no one is sure its even real

Cryptogeology is also like "Yeah, that mountain likes to move around. Nobody's seen it do it. But I've been tracking it since Saskatoon."

"There are no mountains in Saskatoon."

"Not anymore, there aren't."

Cryptogeography: didn't used to be a France there

I could watch this all my life.

I will NEVER get tired.

Also for me, the movie ended here.

The Irish parliament is the only western government denouncing Israeli war crimes

Arabic translation

yeah, I have to agree.

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

That's nothing. Check THIS shit out

WHAT THE HELL

George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

‘Top’

I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican

i'm a rock star trapped in the body of a girl with no musical talent

Across the Spiderverse went OUT of their way to say “the mcu SUCKS and they’re STUPID and they’re NOT EARTH 616 WHY WOULD THEY CALL THEMSELVES THAT but ur pretty cool donald glover hiiiiii donald glover hope ur doing well”