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30 people drew a map of the world from memory. The results were merged

#THESE BITCHES ATE INDIA LMAO

do you think because of sarek being an ambassador that when spock was on earth around other children he learnt some of the insults and tricks and tried to use them when he was back on vulcan

i’m just picturing little spock doing the ‘What Ever Major Loser’ hand thing to other little vulcan children when they picked on him

they’re like ??? and spock’s like

Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat

After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:

Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.

I wrote one for my roommate’s cat as well;

Do not stand at my feet and cry It’s VEGETABLES, you silly guy! Your begging will not change the food Into a thing you think is good I’ll give you things not cheese or meat You sniff at them and then retreat And yet, as soon as chopping starts You run back in and beg for parts You squint your eyes at plant-based food And yet you won’t stop BEGGING, dude! Do not stand by the stove and bleat You don’t like this. You will not eat.

I haven't had the best day, but this...this made me laugh so hard I had to get a tissue and wipe my eyes 🤣🤣🤣

With the knowledge that Vulcan has regularly high winds & subsequent sandstorms I propose a type of guy: midwestern dads watching tornadoes but for Vulcans. Somebody's uncle Sovar standing outside with his hands on his hips watching a massive cloud roll closer. Unconcerned because this happens, like, every couple of weeks. He's like "this one is large, is it not" yes it is go back inside Sovar

The one Vulcan aspect Kirk can excel at.

Kirk: “Oh yeah I’m from Iowa. It’s part of something called tornado alley.”

Spock: “Where’s the captain? The storm is getting worse.”

Crewman: “He’s out there with the other Vulcans. He told us to wait in the shuttle.”

"The Doctor is a Vulcan!" Wrong. They've got two hearts and two dicks, they're clearly a Klingon

This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

The transition from innate human kindness wanting to pass something forward and monkey brain want make chaos is really sharp and sudden.

At 8 and 16 you see people think hmmm I would really like those dice, but I'm going to be nice :D

After that it becomes I'm going to make this guy carry so many dice >:)

This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

The transition from innate human kindness wanting to pass something forward and monkey brain want make chaos is really sharp and sudden.

At 8 and 16 you see people think hmmm I would really like those dice, but I'm going to be nice :D

After that it becomes I'm going to make this guy carry so many dice >:)

The temptation to wrote fanfiction for scrubs, a fandom that has been dead for years if it ever truly existed, is rising inside me once more

STOP DONT REBLOG THIS YOURE ONLY ENCOURAGING THE DEMONS!!! THEY DONT NEED TO BE FED

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DONT TELL ME YOU WANT FIC FOR A DEAD STUPID COMEDY MEDICAL DRAMA 😩😩😩 DONT ENCOURAGE MEEEEEEEE

I AM LISTENING

OKAY FINE if this is happening youre workshopping the plot with me though 😤 i only think of the horrors

Deal I am an awesome cheerleader 😌

The temptation to wrote fanfiction for scrubs, a fandom that has been dead for years if it ever truly existed, is rising inside me once more

STOP DONT REBLOG THIS YOURE ONLY ENCOURAGING THE DEMONS!!! THEY DONT NEED TO BE FED

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DONT TELL ME YOU WANT FIC FOR A DEAD STUPID COMEDY MEDICAL DRAMA 😩😩😩 DONT ENCOURAGE MEEEEEEEE

I AM LISTENING

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

well it’s french. so neither of those are remotely close. that poor cat. you butcher miette’s name. 20 years jail.

I know it's meant to be me-et, but I do say me-et-tay in my head. Sorry.

the thing is that i do wholeheartedly believe hannibal would be a good husband. not a good person at all but you dont need to be a good person to be a good husband

please please please elaborate

this got way too long so i made a List Of Reasons Why He Would Be A Good Husband

The temptation to wrote fanfiction for scrubs, a fandom that has been dead for years if it ever truly existed, is rising inside me once more

STOP DONT REBLOG THIS YOURE ONLY ENCOURAGING THE DEMONS!!! THEY DONT NEED TO BE FED

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bye i love this

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

This is sO GOOD

never gets old

I could listen to this on loop for hours.

A correct to the transcript:

The man is beat boxing. The first woman joined in with jathiswaram. The second woman starts alap/alapanai.

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”

“A classic. Congratulations.”

“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”

“Effective. Next?”

“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”

“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”