I Ate All Your Bees

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Two trucks having wrecks

two trucks having wrecks

(via @lagowings)

good riddance live

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

I will never not laugh at this.

I had this friend who used to brag to us all the time that he could catch his cum in his mouth without fail every time he masturbated.  He actually wrote down how many times he successfully did it.  327.  I’ll never forget that number.  And every day at school, he would talk about this.  It was always during lunch my sophomore year of high school, too..so it was extremely unnecessary.  He used to always try to demonstrate his techniques with packets of mayonnaise but we’d always threaten to move tables so he’d stop.  He was really one of those people who needed attention constantly.  Aside from those times at lunch, he was a completely normal dude.  Like…even after class we’d ask him about that stuff and be like “dude, what was with that cum stuff at lunch,” and he’d always look at us like we were crazy and say “what the hell are you talking about?”  I’ll never forget that classmate.  His great personality will always be remember but his perplexing obsession with catching his own ejaculate in his mouth will live on forever at my previous high school.  He was a one of a kind guy.  His name was Norman Reedus.

@hellsitegenetics

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Closest match: Podabrus alpinus genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Soldier Beetle

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cotl fandom do we fw long fur narinder or should I kill him immediately

1 am thinking abt the triassic cuddle once again and getting sad. The Thrinaxodon was in a torpor and wouldn’t have woken up before it drowned in the rain. The Broomistega was badly injured and dying. Neither of them ever actually knew each other but their last moments are curled up together and immortalized in stone Hggggm

Acanthoxyla prasina, Spiny stick insect. Te Wai Pounamu, photo credit me.

The entirety of the Acanthoxyla genus is made up of species that are female only and reproduce asexually through parthenogenesis. This means that every member of a species are essentially clones of each other!

This genus most likely came about through hybridisation of two different stick insect species which produced a few individuals that, while could not reproduce sexually, still had the ability to reproduce asexually, creating a genetic separation and entirely new genus!

There are a few different Māori words that refer to stick insects more broadly, such as rō or whē, which are also used for many species of preying mantis, as it was thought that these two types of bugs were related. It makes sense, as they are very similar in looks and body plan, and many stick insects and mantises also have similar habitat requirements to each other.

Thinking bout Tails on scrapnik island…

The little guy was more excited than a kid on Christmas morning

“Once of Gods, now Godly power contained… eyes and ears and throats and brains…”

- Chemach

Russian Warriors Clan Emblems.

From top to bottom: ThunderClan, ShadowClan, WindClan, RiverClan, SkyClan, and the Tribe of Rushing Water

Lamb bell for Lamb cosplay (gonna get gold vinyl to put on it for some extra shine)

Update: I have gold vinyl that's super shiny but putting it on the bell was...difficult. it's hard to wrap vinyl around a spherical object without it being cut to a certain shape and I don't have the dimensions to make it myself. Maybe a work around that

For now I got gold metallic spray for $5 and gave it a shot. The vinyl is preferable but this for now until I can figure it out

another one

They really went there huh.

@acelacealex i thought people should see this

Chilli please come home

My cover art for Cult of the Lamb issue #2 ❤️ 🖤