she calls my dick skyrim the way it can release 6 times and never get old

she calls my dick skyrim the way it’s been milked for the past 11 years

ENOUGH

she calls my dick oblivion by how it’s very clearly a product of its time and it must have been impressive to you when you first played it but it’s an awkward mid-point between what came before and after and also how ugly it looks

she calls my dick oblivion because farewell

Episodes: ”Tails’ Crush”, “It Takes a Village to Defeat a Hedgehog”, “The Video Game Part 1 & 2” Games: “Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric”, “Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal” Clips gotten by @autisticshadowthehedgehog

“Works every time”

reviews are in

critics are raving

the video is funny but the tags are funnier

someone who I CANNOT find pointed out that Sonic never acts like this around women once in the entire show.

fucking hilarious

Was scrolling through the tags bc hilarious and i think i found that comment?

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

this is peak trans culture because this would have been easier with very nearly any other guitar design but she just haaad to use one shaped like the letter e. Not afraid of a challenge. Respect.

Please, never let this meme die.

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

It’s fucking back

shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020

The fates have ordained that this cross my timeline again and you better fucking believe i’m reblogging it.

This is the only good meme, don’t @ me

the trans male experience is being afraid that if you wash your hands in a public men's restroom you will be clocked

one time I went in the men's room at a bar, got clocked and told I needed to leave so later I walked up to that dude at a table with some chick and announced to her that He Doesn't Wash His Hands After Handling His Dick and walked away

you are quite literally braver than any U.S. marine

Happy veterans day to this man only

The Jetsons takes place in 2062, and George Jetson is 40 years old, which means that somewhere right now George Jetson is being conceived.

Actually, Google tells me George Jetson’s birthday is August 27, which means his parents are going to get successfully nasty this year’s Thankgiving Weekend.

Mark your calendars.  

before tumblr existed did people tell these kinds of discoveries to a trusted friend or did they keep it all inside

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

green tea.. in all forms .. is the most healing thing... yk. i drink green tea and im like... wow maybe life is beautiful... im not evil anymore.. i want to build community. the earth is healing

i found it.

Booty shorts that say "vaccinated" on the ass

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

This post is so incredibly dumb and everytime I come across it I just can’t help but laugh. This site is just magical. Where else will you get this nonsense?

new gender dropped