if you can’t eat a whole meal, eat half. you ate, that’s what is important.

if you can’t get out of bed, try and sit up instead of lying down. it’ll be better for your back and your blood pressure.

if you can’t shower or have a bath today, try and brush your teeth and clean your ears. it’ll keep you a little cleaner, and we often forget those areas. 

if you can’t get dressed today, change underwear and use some deoderant. it’ll leave you a little fresher until you have the strength to change fully.

and remember, i’m very proud of you. your best will look different every day, and that’s okay.

Daniel: You like my new top?

Rose, looking at Jack: Yes, he seems very nice.

Jack: *chokes*

No one in Agent Carter is straight

not me rewatching agent carter 2 years after the last time I watched it and getting emotional all over again

I’m rewatching Agent Carter and it is a crime it was cancelled after 2 seasons. This is some of the best work in the MCU.

Agent Carter characters as John Mulaney quotes

Jack: Daniel, do your thing.

Peggy: stop it. You think every time you send Daniel to say “please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well, it’s not going to work this time

Jack, Rose, Samberly, Jarvis:

Daniel: …Please? For me?

Peggy:

Peggy: Dammit.

His name is Douglas

hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

i find most people who haven't seen it in person don't know that cairo is RIGHT THERE

I loved these perspectives so I took some of my own when I was in Cairo and yeah, they're literally just. Right there. Pass em on your way to work, nbd

No, y'all don't even understand.

There is literally a Pizza Hut across the street from the pyramids.

That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get "lost in the desert near the pyramids", because it's like... just turn around my dudes you're only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop

Yall don't know how much I adore all of this

So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I'm CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now

Nat, tending to Y/n's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Y/n: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

me

Carol’s training didn’t prepare her for… whatever this is.