When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

these two months of 2024 have been five years respectively

no tags and 200 notes in 1 hr we are fucking going through it this year huh

"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah

if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they're not stupid. this isn't a difficult concept to grasp.

you're basically home to me dude but it's not a big deal at all. don't worry about it

and is “party rock” in the house with us tonight? 

another photo study turned cowboy ghost

my nostalgia for circa 2010 club music is hysterical to me. i was not at “the club” in two thousand and ten, i was at home on the family computer singing along to “like a G6” as if i wasn’t in the G6th fucking grade

gay?

Yes my liege. Trans also.

very well. let them in.

My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

“oh just do it when you come home” i am dead. “oh just do it on your days off” i am bearing with getting reanimated. after being dead throughout the week.

take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

🧡 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟✨ // for day 3 of folktale week 2023: sea! // gouache on paper

a little study of scales, texture, and light for a larger project I'm working on! also made this one into wrapping paper because I CAN'T be the only one who wants to wrap fish presents for people????

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

Physically I'm at work, emotionally I'm screaming into the void, spiritually I'm in bed, mentally I'm writing fanfiction

on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2024