Oh Were Using Our Made Up Names Then...

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

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Making Huizhou inksticks (徽墨), famous for its high quality.

Notes:

[eng by me]

the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

#scrap of bloodstained paper you find in a dungeon #or clutched in a skeleton’s fist (via @beaft)

Watching star trek tos is actually awesome because I get to watch the origin of so many fandom tropes that we still use today and I think that's beautiful. I'm overjoyed that this is where the concept of fuck or die and heats came from.

This is so funny. To me.

obsessed.

You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

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One of my OCs turned out to be a real person and when I met him, he was lying on the ground face down and people were throwing ice cubes at him.

knowing what some of you do to your OCs, this does not surprise me

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

HOO!

thanks it worked

……you can go now

via @p0tato-kn1shes

LEVERAGE "The Nigerian Job" [S01E01]

#the nigerian job is a rare example of a pilot that is actually a phenomenal start to the show#so many shows have pilots that are good but don't understand the characters yet#or are good but don't totally match the rest of the show#or are good but still finding their feet#or are just. bad.#the nigerian job is none of these!!#this scene here is such a perfect 5 second encapsulation of nate eliot and parker#establishing eliot as someone who wants revenge parker as someone who wants money#and nate as someone who knows what to tell them to get them to help him - analysis by @sea-glass-and-fire

(everybody is okay)

fav customer is old gay man who’s lived in boystown since the 70s. he was talking abt how he used to be basically a skinny twink who killed at clubs. i said “must be tough to be gorgeous” and he said “well i was gorgeous!” and i said “no you still are!!” and he said “oh please. when i come out of the shower and see myself in the mirror i sit shiva”

(That’s jewish pratice of mourning someone for seven days for those not in the know)

During which many people cover their mirrors.

One thing I will say about the Doctor Who fandom on here is that they reblog stuff I've never met a group that reblogs more and I respect it

This is the funniest explanation you could have given I fully accept it as fact.

[id: tag reading "#trained to enjoy pressing buttons. by funny guy on tv who presses buttons." end id.]

Back in the 90s i was in a Very Famous Tv Showww