im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
not the socks.
*examines your pdf folder* have you read them all?
Is a wine cellar meant for storing only empty bottles?
Met an older gentleman the other day with a "#1 grandpa" hat. He asked if Evelyn was a greyhound and I said she was a whippet. He said, "Ah! A bippet!" and walked cheerfully away.
the pussy got me feeling *shadowboxes for a few seconds, does an uppercut* POWERFUL
you should never forget about call me maybe by carly rae jepsen
The unique thing about an armadillo is that it is an animal that can both scamper and trundle
they should swirl . unencumbered and free
I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year
deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That
prison
let... me .... out ...........
kendrick lamar wrecked drake’s shit so hard he’s trending number two on the white fujoshi website 😭😭
How do I come out to my parents as bi?
You just did, son. We still love you.
I love you, my same-aged son