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The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

YES. Then there’s this gem:

she was a boy, he was a girl. can i make it anymore obvious.

i have so much love and neck tension

just me and the girls tonight (:

Mona Lisa and her possum.

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre

"i never seen two pretty best friends" oh yeah? then what's THIS

joseph larusso jr. // sofia nielsen // hafiz // ron hicks // peter wever

why do they call it extra virgin olive oil when it fucks so extremely

phisically i'm here, mentally i'm taking a nap in one of john singer sargent's paintings

[1st painting: group with parasols (siesta) (1904/5)]

[2nd painting: a siesta (1907)]

there need to be more fucked up miserable emojis none of the crying emojis express what im trying to express

i dont feel 😢😭😞😟😥 i feel

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Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue

Don’t like people pointing out that it no longer makes sense in modern society to pretend a banana is a telephone

my bioengineering team is working on a rectangular-slab-shaped banana variant to address this very issue

“humanity is inherently selfish and bad” bbbrrrghuhjfkg. humanity is seeing a stranger’s grocery bag break open on the sidewalk and harvesting fruits and veggies from the branch-like cracks of the asphalt for them, just because you can. humanity is helping a lost child find their mother on a crowded beach, looking for the ladybug-patterned parasol with their hummingbird-small hand in yours. it’s an elder’s fingers wrapped around your arm as you help them up the stairs because the elevator is broken, and feeling like you’re doing exactly what you’re supposed to be doing, like this is what you would’ve been doing had you been alive centuries or even millennia ago. there will always be a heavily pregnant woman who will smile at your when you give up your seat, a nice blind man in the fruit aisle who will ask you to please pick the riper plantain for him, a tired cashier whose face will light up when you compliment their tattoo sleeve. humanity is connection

The “humanity is inherently selfish and bad” trope is yet another iteration of propaganda meant to blame innocent masses for problems that are directly caused by the top percentage of obscene wealth-hoarders. It is born from a probably subconscious rationalization for their extreme greed, ie “anyone would do what i’m doing if they were in my position because it’s just human nature.” Anyway it’s total bullshit and the truth is that human beings are love in motion.

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Reminder

Haters Georg should not be counted