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If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes

โ€œ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You donโ€™t say โ€œaffirmative,โ€ or some shit like that. You say โ€˜big mood.โ€™ And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say โ€˜then perishโ€™โ€œ

โ€œAnd if you want to shine them on itโ€™s โ€˜โ€™begone thot"

โ€œBegone, thotโ€œ

โ€œYeah, or โ€˜pee your pantsโ€™. And if someone gets upset you say, โ€˜stay in your laneโ€™! Or you can do combinations.โ€

โ€œPerish, thot.โ€œ

โ€œThatโ€™s great! See, youโ€™re getting it!โ€

โ€œBig moodโ€œ

He dabs as he sinks into the lava at the end

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"Vermont" style Japanese curry with yams, eggplant, MSG, galangal, and cubes of paneer cheese, served with a slice of challah bread and a glass of Corsendonk Christmas ale

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My family was making me feel like shit so my girlfriend made me this spiced rum and eggnog latte to cheer me up and it was so nice of her that I almost cried.

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I don't miss Winnipeg, but I do miss the Mondragon.

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Strawberry pecan upside down spice cake, baked for my girlfriend's birthday.

Recipe here!

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