I said that you are a sin. Every inch of you is sinful.

... Well it's not a fact what you are saying

This is Urgent

“Children, we might have to do something drastic in a few days involving @tam-the-shade ’s plan to break into a certain bank.”

*Shows picture of what looks to be an underground vault*

“This vault contains plans for deadly human technology to be constructed in the next year. It is up for the Black Swan to destroy the computer that contains this information and prevent such technology from ever being built.”

@keefe-of-the-keefe-speaks @sophie-human-girl-foster @linh-the-cinnamon-roll @wonderboythecognate @keefe-plus-keefe-equals-awesome @bianathekeeper

Well I can confuse the guards with my " chansey powers"

Breaking The Bank

{In Van on the way to the Bank, 10:25pm}

“Alright, so let me reiterate, the teams are Mr. Vacker and Ms. Song. They will be down in the sewers to protect the second entry point and potential exit. The second group is Ms. Foster, Mr. Dizznee, and Ms. Vacker to go and destroy the computer in the vaults. Group three will be Mr. Sencen and Mr. Song who will lookout outside to warn group one about enemies as well as not being seen by any potential threats.”

*Gestures to six adults in the van wearing their hoods in front of their faces*

“These are six of our best trained, vanishers, phasers, psionpaths, frosters, and gusters. The team that will be destroying the computer will have an extra vanisher to help out Ms. Vacker, a phaser to make sure no one will be in the next room before you go inside, and a psionpath provide added defense. I will also be apart of this group. The lookout team will also have a vanisher to cover the two extra people, a guster used for offense, and a froster for protection if need be.“ *Looks towards Fitz and Linh* “Don’t worry you two, you both will be occupied by 10 gnomes and 8 dwarfs, as well as two psionpaths and another hydro kinetic elf to help Ms. Song who are already in the sewers. Any questions?” @keefe-of-the-keefe-speaks @sophie-human-girl-foster @wonderboythecognate @keefe-plus-keefe-equals-awesome @bianathekeeper @tam-the-shade @linh-the-cinnamon-roll @dextexts

(Ooc should we do seperate yet intertwining convos? Just to keep thibgs sane?)

(ooc i have no stinking idea but currently I AM TRYING TO GET INSIDE THE BANK AND NOT HAVE TO BE WITH KEEFE) 

(Ooc XD)

*smiles awkwardly and nervously* Hey guys…

*whips around* *opens mouth to scream*

*brown eyes open wide, freezes*

WHO ARE YOU?!!!!! And WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! *panics* 

*Clears throat* “If you are done Mr. Song then I’d like to say when we are going to start getting in position. The Bank Closes around 10:45 pm but the employees and Manger leave around 11 so once they do we go to our respective areas except for team two who will still be in the van until Keefe says it is all clear and that the guards have left the building.”

Okay, so now we wait?

“Exactly Mr. Song. We wait until Keefe convinces the guards to evacuate.”

*walks into bank wearing official looking uniform that looks amazing* Everybody out! This is not a drill! Evacuation mode is in process. There was a gas leak beneath the building that could potentially blow up this building. EVERYBODY OUT!!!! *everyone evacuates*?

Looks hapilly at evacuating people

Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go

Touch starvation is actually a thing. The term for it that’s emerging in medical/psych circles is “skin hunger”. We as humans are meant to be much more social- and especially physically social - than we actually are, and Americans in particular are often touch starved because the casual, platonic contact that often happens between friends in other places just. Does not happen here.

There’s a really Puritan idea that’s pervaded our culture, that touch and sex are inherently linked, and it’s doing us a massive disservice. Touch is incredibly important for humans- hugs reduce blood pressure, cuddling releases oxytocin, and babies will straight up DIE without being touched enough because the stimulation releases hormones that are integral to their healthy development.

We were never meant to hold one another at arm’s length, and if you feel you need physical contact, don’t be afraid to ask for it! Hug your mom. Cuddle a friend on the couch. Ask. There’s a good chance that they need contact just as much as you do.

( @tam-the-shade @wonderboythecognate hugs? <(^.^)>)

(*glomp hugs Biana* Of course, always. Whenever you need a hug. *motions Tam over. You’d better leave us hanging.)

*shrugs* me tooo?

*motions Keefe over*

*rushes over and hugs while acciedently on purpose ruining tams hair and then laughs with evreybody*

Friendly reminder that when Fitz speaks English he sounds crisply-British

Someone has to make a edit of that

someone still has to

Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go

Touch starvation is actually a thing. The term for it that’s emerging in medical/psych circles is “skin hunger”. We as humans are meant to be much more social- and especially physically social - than we actually are, and Americans in particular are often touch starved because the casual, platonic contact that often happens between friends in other places just. Does not happen here.

There’s a really Puritan idea that’s pervaded our culture, that touch and sex are inherently linked, and it’s doing us a massive disservice. Touch is incredibly important for humans- hugs reduce blood pressure, cuddling releases oxytocin, and babies will straight up DIE without being touched enough because the stimulation releases hormones that are integral to their healthy development.

We were never meant to hold one another at arm’s length, and if you feel you need physical contact, don’t be afraid to ask for it! Hug your mom. Cuddle a friend on the couch. Ask. There’s a good chance that they need contact just as much as you do.

( @tam-the-shade @wonderboythecognate hugs? <(^.^)>)

(*glomp hugs Biana* Of course, always. Whenever you need a hug. *motions Tam over. You’d better leave us hanging.)

*shrugs* me tooo?

Well she WAS suicidal until Tam showed his self harm scars and made her feel better

*facepalm* Well, if you tell him that, he’s not going to be motivated to come back! And that is NOT how it went down. 

That’s what it looked like to me…

Psh, it was more like I was trying to mend things over with Biana while you were eating mallowmelt and dancing in the background. 

Hey! I tried to help too!

WELL, the point is that Biana is okay now. 

*was secretly keeping an eye with telepathy* Good. Thank you Tam. I’m sorry you had to go through that, but I’m glad you were able to protect my sister. Thank you.

It was nothing, newbestfriendFitz. Glad I could help. She misses you a lot, though. When do you plan on coming back? 

So, we’re still best friends then? *voices cracked at best*

I didn’t think she would… I’m kind of suprised she noticed I was gone. I’m not sure…

Of course we are! Although if you don’t come back… And um, yeah she misses you. Have you seen her bio? Also: take your time, newbestfriendFitz, I know you must still be upset. Just know that we’re missing you lots back here in the elvin world.

Thanks Tam *smiles* I really appreciate it, all of it. Just read her bio. I will come back, eventually. I just, need to sort some things out at the moment. It’s not about what happened anymore as much as it is about myself. I realized there is a lot I need to work through to better myself, things Alvar always took care of for me. Thank you for understanding Tam. I should have sent you the letter, and not Keefe. XD Though I wasn’t sure if we were still froends. I’m so glad we are though.

*grins* Me too

I feel like this situation callls for us to hug it out… *shrug, opens arms for hug* What do you say?

If ONLY you were back hereeeee….but….*hugs* 

wait no biana’s hugging keefe C’MERE FITZ *hugs* *squeezes VERY hard* 

Jealous? *smiles*

whaaaattt? Of course not! I’m not jealous of Keefe hahaha *is still squeezing fitz*

You’re gonna kill my brother!

right! *lets go of fitz* *pats his head* 

Well Keefe didn’t even hug me back so *shrugs*

So I’m assuming you want a hug from me? *grins and holds arms out* 

*sigh* sure. *hugs and breathes your scent in*

*runs hand through your hair* *leans in and sniffs* Bianaboo, what shampoo do you use?! IT SMELLS SO GOOOD

*blushes* *coughs* Uh it’s strawberry scented.

-mimicks biana’s voice- -exaggerated blush and cough and in a super girly voice yet perfectly biana’s says- uh its strawberry scented 💖🍓

Oh lay off it Keefe.

-mimicks in super manly voice but still fitzs accent- oh lay it off keefe….-snorts and then shows his eyes and looks off into the distance like fitz does gorgeously-

*rolls eyes* I do the look WAY better than that! *laughs*

Umm no you don’t! -does it again and asks @mrforkle-  Am I right?

Btw I am appalled you thought I was Fitz. I’m not nearly as feminine as he is.

((Ooc I thought it said Fitz as well XD))

((OOC omg what? How?)

((OOC FEW That made me really feel insane I mean not that you are its just idk...))

Well she WAS suicidal until Tam showed his self harm scars and made her feel better

*facepalm* Well, if you tell him that, he’s not going to be motivated to come back! And that is NOT how it went down. 

That’s what it looked like to me…

Psh, it was more like I was trying to mend things over with Biana while you were eating mallowmelt and dancing in the background. 

Hey! I tried to help too!

WELL, the point is that Biana is okay now. 

*was secretly keeping an eye with telepathy* Good. Thank you Tam. I’m sorry you had to go through that, but I’m glad you were able to protect my sister. Thank you.

It was nothing, newbestfriendFitz. Glad I could help. She misses you a lot, though. When do you plan on coming back? 

So, we’re still best friends then? *voices cracked at best*

I didn’t think she would… I’m kind of suprised she noticed I was gone. I’m not sure…

Of course we are! Although if you don’t come back… And um, yeah she misses you. Have you seen her bio? Also: take your time, newbestfriendFitz, I know you must still be upset. Just know that we’re missing you lots back here in the elvin world.

Thanks Tam *smiles* I really appreciate it, all of it. Just read her bio. I will come back, eventually. I just, need to sort some things out at the moment. It’s not about what happened anymore as much as it is about myself. I realized there is a lot I need to work through to better myself, things Alvar always took care of for me. Thank you for understanding Tam. I should have sent you the letter, and not Keefe. XD Though I wasn’t sure if we were still froends. I’m so glad we are though.

*grins* Me too

I feel like this situation callls for us to hug it out… *shrug, opens arms for hug* What do you say?

If ONLY you were back hereeeee….but….*hugs* 

wait no biana’s hugging keefe C’MERE FITZ *hugs* *squeezes VERY hard* 

Jealous? *smiles*

whaaaattt? Of course not! I’m not jealous of Keefe hahaha *is still squeezing fitz*

You’re gonna kill my brother!

right! *lets go of fitz* *pats his head* 

Well Keefe didn’t even hug me back so *shrugs*

So I’m assuming you want a hug from me? *grins and holds arms out* 

*sigh* sure. *hugs and breathes your scent in*

*runs hand through your hair* *leans in and sniffs* Bianaboo, what shampoo do you use?! IT SMELLS SO GOOOD

*blushes* *coughs* Uh it’s strawberry scented.

-mimicks biana’s voice- -exaggerated blush and cough and in a super girly voice yet perfectly biana’s says- uh its strawberry scented 💖🍓

Oh lay off it Keefe.

-mimicks in super manly voice but still fitzs accent- oh lay it off keefe….-snorts and then shows his eyes and looks off into the distance like fitz does gorgeously-

*rolls eyes* I do the look WAY better than that! *laughs*

Umm no you don’t! -does it again and asks @mrforkle-  Am I right?

Btw I am appalled you thought I was Fitz. I’m not nearly as feminine as he is.

2. Saurkraut custard bursts- by Keefe Sencen

Boil ready made saurkraut in vinegar for 15 mins low heat Meanwhile knead store bought dough ( I don’t know the recipe) Take a round cookie cutter and cut out circles After boiling saurkraut add lemon and cumen and boil for about 5 mins Take a ladle and fish out one label per circle continue until finished Let it soak in the sun for an hour Take the dough and twist it around the once liquid now goop Cook it in your oven for two hours Vòila!!! ( @sophie-human-girl-foster is that how you spell?it you know French I’m just a 15 year old trying to sound cultured ) you have the tastiest custard burst ever!

Prank Proved by my MANY friends( @wonderboythecognate @tam-the-shade @bianathekeeper)

Hey, I NEVER ate those! I was VERY careful. *shudders in memory of Tam being rushed to the clinic*

No, but you were a testimony 

Forkle Patrol

“Gah. I loath the fact that my superiors made me get a “Tumblr” account to monitor these children. Hm….however it does seem like they have settled their problems they created on their own. Nevertheless I can never trust these teenage hooligans to not get themselves into trouble. I am sure they will do something else.“

*Shuffles secret Black Swan documents lazily, then glaces back at computer screen to see a clip of a man doing some kind of gymnastics routine. But unfortunately he failed to execute a good landing causing him to break part of his leg in a horrific fashion*

“….”

“….”

“We shouldn’t have left the humans to their own devices…”

@keefe-of-the-keefe-speaks

@sophie-human-girl-foster

@wonderboythecognate

@keefe-plus-keefe-equals-awesome

@bianathekeeper

@tam-the-shade

@linh-the-cinnamon-roll “If you kids know what is good for your innocent brains. Do. Not. Watch. That. Video.”

Mr. Forkle, you joined Tumblr? I’m suprised, but I expected you would find out at some point. I guess I just figured you all would make us quit. Well then, let me be the first to welcome you to Tumblr!

Yeah, I learned quickly to avoid those videos.

“Oh trust me Mr. Vacker I did try to terminate your accounts but the leaders of the Black Swan think since we may have to get the humans to side with us in our battle against the Neverseen, we must get to rediscover human culture to convice them of being on our side instead of the enemy. Lucky for you all, social media is the best place to interact with them. Therefore I too must join to help collect data on them. Don’t worry I won’t try to be too overbearing on you kids.”

*Scrolls through each of your blog discussions*

*akwardly shuffles, thinking of the recent chaos and his confess towards Sophie*

Umm, yeah. That was a good idea on their part. I’ve learned a lot about human life through here.

“Hehe you kids gotta lot to learn. We always keep your personal information between trusted the people on this website, no worries.” *goes back to replaying senseless cat videos*

“Truly fascinating.”

…ok… well that’s good I guess…

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE -STARES AT YOU IN HORROR-(crossed out is his thoughts) I DONT want to read more boooooooooks

“I know you’re fear of literature Mr. Sencen but do try to remember how to understand it. The last thing we need is you to be a trouble maker and illiterate because of this strange human language. It truly seems that they have devolved…”

*being keefe he totally ignores because its most likely boring and instead he hears amazing things about himself*I know why thank you not as much for you but you’ll get their some day if you lay off those berries 

*Rolls eyes*

“Ahhh yes Mr. Sencen I will start laying off the berries for a day if you don’t mind taking them for me. Hm. I don’t think you would, you’re probably to afraid to ruin your ‘good looks’.”

-as you hand the berries over he tries to keep them away from himself- *says nervously* ok I will *walks around the corner and throws them out…*

*the next day* -he shows up with very obvious makeup like that just look like a kid drew on him- -says in a mock grandpa voice- now will you stop eating them?

“Let me think about it……no. However I will keep a photo of you just to say you wore makeup. Have a good day Mr. Secen.”

-mouth hangs open and cloud of dust falls off his face as he stutters- wa-no-what? -rushes after him to get that memory log-

“Farwell boys, I must attend to slightly more important research. Don’t worry yourself Mr. Secen I won’t post the pictures publicly.”

*accidentally posts it*

“Oops…”

*grabs light crystal to beam self out*

“WELP gotta run! Have a fantastic day!”

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WWWWHHHHYYYYYY -almost all makeup falls of his face and into his mouth so he starts spitting like a llama- 

2. Saurkraut custard bursts- by Keefe Sencen

Boil ready made saurkraut in vinegar for 15 mins low heat Meanwhile knead store bought dough ( I don’t know the recipe) Take a round cookie cutter and cut out circles After boiling saurkraut add lemon and cumen and boil for about 5 mins Take a ladle and fish out one label per circle continue until finished Let it soak in the sun for an hour Take the dough and twist it around the once liquid now goop Cook it in your oven for two hours Vòila!!! ( @sophie-human-girl-foster is that how you spell?it you know French I’m just a 15 year old trying to sound cultured ) you have the tastiest custard burst ever!

Prank Proved by my MANY friends( @wonderboythecognate @tam-the-shade @bianathekeeper)

Well she WAS suicidal until Tam showed his self harm scars and made her feel better

*facepalm* Well, if you tell him that, he’s not going to be motivated to come back! And that is NOT how it went down. 

That’s what it looked like to me…

Psh, it was more like I was trying to mend things over with Biana while you were eating mallowmelt and dancing in the background. 

Hey! I tried to help too!

WELL, the point is that Biana is okay now. 

*was secretly keeping an eye with telepathy* Good. Thank you Tam. I’m sorry you had to go through that, but I’m glad you were able to protect my sister. Thank you.

It was nothing, newbestfriendFitz. Glad I could help. She misses you a lot, though. When do you plan on coming back? 

So, we’re still best friends then? *voices cracked at best*

I didn’t think she would… I’m kind of suprised she noticed I was gone. I’m not sure…

Of course we are! Although if you don’t come back… And um, yeah she misses you. Have you seen her bio? Also: take your time, newbestfriendFitz, I know you must still be upset. Just know that we’re missing you lots back here in the elvin world.

Thanks Tam *smiles* I really appreciate it, all of it. Just read her bio. I will come back, eventually. I just, need to sort some things out at the moment. It’s not about what happened anymore as much as it is about myself. I realized there is a lot I need to work through to better myself, things Alvar always took care of for me. Thank you for understanding Tam. I should have sent you the letter, and not Keefe. XD Though I wasn’t sure if we were still froends. I’m so glad we are though.

*grins* Me too

I feel like this situation callls for us to hug it out… *shrug, opens arms for hug* What do you say?

If ONLY you were back hereeeee….but….*hugs* 

wait no biana’s hugging keefe C’MERE FITZ *hugs* *squeezes VERY hard* 

Jealous? *smiles*

whaaaattt? Of course not! I’m not jealous of Keefe hahaha *is still squeezing fitz*

You’re gonna kill my brother!

right! *lets go of fitz* *pats his head* 

Well Keefe didn’t even hug me back so *shrugs*

So I’m assuming you want a hug from me? *grins and holds arms out* 

*sigh* sure. *hugs and breathes your scent in*

*runs hand through your hair* *leans in and sniffs* Bianaboo, what shampoo do you use?! IT SMELLS SO GOOOD

*blushes* *coughs* Uh it’s strawberry scented.

-mimicks biana’s voice- -exaggerated blush and cough and in a super girly voice yet perfectly biana’s says- uh its strawberry scented 💖🍓

Oh lay off it Keefe.

-mimicks in super manly voice but still fitzs accent- oh lay it off keefe….-snorts and then shows his eyes and looks off into the distance like fitz does gorgeously-

*rolls eyes* I do the look WAY better than that! *laughs*

Umm no you don’t! -does it again and asks @mrforkle-  Am I right?