in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you

how fucking cute is this?? also moorhouse 👀 goddamn she’s strong 🥵

irulan is like im here im doing historian shit im documenting stuff im wearing cunty outfits im hanging out in the garden with my eugenic cult sisters im having revelations of geo political consequences im saying words @ christopher walken who doesn't seem to be in the room with us spiritually im wearing cunty outfits again im regal and poised and haughty im throwing looks at my new husband and his girlfriend while wearing my cuntiest outfit yet im doing voiceover work im walking im the best dressed person in the room at all times im the most important girlie in the whole wide world <3

I love baseball

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

I looked this up and I need you all to know that the stadium was blasting Holding Out For A Hero as the bee man was vaccuming them up with his shop vac. There's video. It's amazing.

They left out my favorite part of Dune, which is when the four year old tells the emperor he's a little bitch and the reverend mother her vibes are abhorrent.

Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

“It’s a double album. 15 new songs.”

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

Me being happy that one of the firefighters on the firefighter show is finally canonically Bi despite never watching a single episode:

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.