Based on one of the funniest scenes from @prince-liest’s fanfic series 666: Live on Air!
so are watcher fans going to apologize for the unreal amounts of racism they projected toward steven or are we going to pretend that was totally normal behavior?
I'm about ready to start naming every single one of them before they settle back comfortably acting like they tweet and post support out of any real love for Watcher's vision.
i'm gonna stop running away from the horrors and become one of them instead
i saw u were batjokes posting again recently so have lil thought that's been making my friend and i laugh:
the joker acts up and lets himself get caught and sent to arkham waaaay too easy sometimes, and bats is hella suspicious about it every time thinking the mf is planning smth, but tbh it's just that joker ran outta T that month and doesn't feel like jumping through a million hoops or planning a whole heist or dealing w penguin's underground market shit to get more that week
if he's in a medical facility they gotta give him aaaalll his meds after all,,,, so what if he jacks a few boxes on the way out a month later lol, it's just easier. call it direct action <3
is this anything lol
dfsgkjlhsdfkjghksdgsdfg he was literally just like. I'm feelin' lazy but I still need my man juice. Hmm. HEYYYY BATSY wanna take me to arkham, baby? xxx
and honestly, good for him!
I love the theory that Arkham is just like a fun holiday resort for Joker. He skips in and out whenever he feels like it, grabbing a bunch of The Good Shit on the way.
saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”
me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶
Hi Bougie! Hope it’s not too late to send a Batjokes prompt. Not sure if this might be something you’re into, but I was thinking maybe the Joker wearing a “my rich husband died under suspicious circumstances” robe and being all dramatic about it ? Maybe “dead” Bats/Bruce somewhere in sight? Not sure where I’m going with this one… Whatever you feel like drawing, I’m good with it <3
Joker: hey jeeves, check out this dressing gown! Grandmama it's me.... anastasia
Alfred: master bruce is bleeding out
Joker: this ain't about him
(I imagine this is post-J-agreeing-to-stop-with-the-mass-murders-if-Bruce-will-date-him - Bruce just came back from patrol all battered up and Joker was like. hmm yes. time to play dress up)
(...but I also love him stabbing Batsy for fun, so. Imagine what you will!)
Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?
just a small collection of my favorite tags on this post so far
god I fucking love strawberries
ooghhh ohgg stummy hurty too many strawberries
With God as my witness, if this gets 10k notes I will add Strawberry to my legal name
Strawberry as a name would suit you, methinks
dude shut up youre scaring this cool rock i found
So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.
Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.
wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them
this is the '10 year mutuals you've never spoken to once' site
no rizz. just big bambi eyes and many, many unsettling things to say.
I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)
“Nooo dont go to heaven you are so sexy ahaha” the comic
it's a sliding scale, guys
(I will accept criticism on this, especially in the form of new jokers to add to the scale)
@the-hopeless-fanboy its like your venn diagram
IT IS
Mine is just a chart of which ones care about their appearance and which ones stink like a sewer and the ways that overlaps.
OMG GLORIOUS
your mind... the stink-o-meter is so real
my proposal (+blank)
yes. yes. YES.
Everyone rebloggin the original but missing out on the NEW, UPDATED, IMPROVED, JOKER SCALE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Look, he kissed me with my own blood still on his lips. That’s practically a marriage proposal.