2009 average rent: $886

2019 average rent: $1,476

concept: baby yoda’s blinks function the same as kitty cat blinks, which are a form of visual affection and communicate trust and love to the person being blinked at

Please stop breeding :) faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the :-) breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the :) breed but with none of the breathing problems.

Every time I see this I get the inability to read past “please stop breeding :)” and recoil a little bit in the shock from that

you ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you cant get a necklace hooked

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

Today’s Friday, though.

I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this

I’ve lost track of time this is the only way I know its Friday please keep queueing this

Moon Phase Sphere 🌗

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

so hum hallelujah, just off the key of reason

hum hallelujah ~ fall out boy

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

Dumplings imply the existence of a larger ‘Dumple’

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

You don’t realize how repetitive a song is until you try singing it at karaoke.