@mothmanbelievesinyou / mothmanbelievesinyou.tumblr.com
people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.
“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy
I'll be standing alone in the middle of the grocery store trying to remember what ingredients are needed to make cereal and I'll just look at God and ask him why he made me this way and an old man browsing canned beans will look at me like I'm on bath salts
As someone who has been influenced by The Church but is not particularly faithful The Lord is just a guy I talk to sometimes when I can't reach the top shelf and that's not really anyone else's business
can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar
professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”
professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”
Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper
Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth
Once had a professor whose previous career was giving educational zoo tours to children, so he’d say stuff like, “now let’s meet our friend, acidic keratin!”
in high school I was in the child development class where we ran the preschool. Class ended and I moved onto the next class, an art class. Sit down next to my friend who was working on a serious piece and casually asked for my thoughts on it, looking for serious critique.
Preschool mode had not turned off so I looked at it, clapped my hands and said “WOW Really great work! Amazing!”, in that same kind of voice you’d say to a toddler who presented you with a random scribble on a piece of paper.
Friend loved the reaction at least lmao.
hey i saw these tags and i think i’m about to kiss you on the mouth rn
I love when Tumblr has random funny bullshit videos without any description like this and I just have to trust either that my mutuals wouldn't put unfunny things on my dash or that I've made good decisions on who to follow
Sharing the original video because nothing could prepare me for the offical sketch the police department sent.
NGL that is WAY funnier than Sasuke
My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
@elodieunderglass - horrible thing with legs?
So darling! I feel like I need to reassure the artist that “horrible things with legs” is something in the way of a ten year old running joke, not necessarily a commentary on moral status of the subject, and that I am known to favor waterfowl. So dozens of people are not showing up to call your creation “horrible” in a mean way @bob-artist !
Oh nah, that's not something that would ever offend me, the person who calls all birds losers(affectionate)!
I do, however, take psychic damage every time someone interprets it as cat/duck and tags it #cuck
Cowboy OCs are like your little Barbies you can put through melodramatic situations all the time. Attacked by a rabid coyote arc. Infectious disease arc. Fell from a cliff into a rushing river arc. Broken pelvis after a riding accident arc. Another infectious disease arc. There was only one horse and then when they got to town there was only one bed. I see why people were writing so many westerns back in the day.
I want to chew on him like some sort of, and please excuse me for the pun here, rawhide toy.
Good day
tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large
bluetooth headphones dont fuck the headphone jack even a little bit and thats why the sound qualitys bad they dont fuck the music
if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light
I promise I can help him get home. Then you'll never see me again.
DOCTOR WHO The Star Beast
have you guys ever heard of desmans
wet mole, baby
he is everything to me
WET MOLE!!!!!! OHHHHH YMGIFHRHSHFFU
"Normal" moles can be aquatic too! The star-nosed mole, even though it's known for being fossorial (digging underground) is also semi-aquatic! They use their crazy noses to quickly exhale and inhale bubbles that allow them to smell underwater, which let's them track food. Their diets are primarily aquatic invertebrates, like insect larva, worms, and sometimes even fish and crayfish. They are so adept at swimming, that sometimes their burrows open directly into the water, so they have a water escape if being pursued from the land.
Water moles are the best moles!
