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superhoeva

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞: 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬

¬ this kinktober decision was very last minute/late, but here we are. hoping to get caught up over fall break!

¬ warning(s): language, smut (oral sec, m receiving), carmen's biceps, just carmen in general lol

you don't know how he does it. it's an anomaly to you, really. all it is is a white t-shirt. a simple, plain white t-shirt, yet carmen makes it every bit of magnificent.

maybe it's the way the sleeves can barely stretch around his thick biceps. or maybe it's the mesmerizing way his back muscles strain against the white cotton.

whatever it is, he makes it work.

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Legit how writers feel when they see a flurry of notifs for one of their fics, and it's only likes...

To the folks who do reblog what they like: WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOU'RE AMAZING.

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carmybears

BF!Carmy Headcannons

I swear I'm still working on Carmy fics (slowly but surely I promise!!) but here have some morsels that have been living in my notes app -- all carmy x reader fluff

  • You’re the one who has to initiate the first kiss bc you’re pretty sure you were going to grow old waiting for him to do it
  • It was obvious that he wanted to kiss you (lots of long, lingering looks at your lips like WOW) but he’s still so uncertain of himself in romantic situations that he let his hesitations get the best of him
  • And let’s be real, you had been flirting your ass off trying to get him to kiss you — it could not have been any more clear that you wanted to just make out with him, but he was just not reading the signs
  • So the next time you caught him trying to turn away suddenly after letting his gaze linger on your lips, you caught his jaw and just planted a sweet kiss on his surprised lips
  • Just kiss him silly!! He deserves it!!

yeah the “i hope that’s okay” got me good 🥺

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𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐭𝐡 || 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 “𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟐” (𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭)

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: m.t. rogers and barnes meet with thor. apologies are given.

𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: steve rogers, bucky barnes, erik killmonger (mentioned), and you!

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: i finally had some time to sit down and finish this. thank you all for being patient, and i hope to have the next chapter out sometime soon!

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): language, some fluff, that's about it, 18+/minors dni (if I missed anything, pretty please let me know!)

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1.4k

Thor lies stiffly on his cot, the darkness of the night hiding the pinched expression on his face. It’s cruel the way his conversation with M.T. Rogers prevents him from getting anything close to rest, but he can’t help but this he deserves it.

The cold air in the room is thick with an uncomfortable intensity. 

Thor sits uncomfortably in the single chair one one side of Steve’s desk. The cook finds it quite difficult to swallow under the heavy glare of M.T. Rogers, who is settled strongly on the other side of his desk. Barnes, who stands to the side of Steve with his arms crossed, makes it even harder.

“Your behavior at dinner was highly disrespectful, Thor. And that’s putting it lightly,” Steve starts carefully, and Thor shifts in his seat. He’s not used to Roger’s voice being so cutting, as Thor’s only heard this tone when Druig and Pietro become too petty for the team’s liking. “Is there some kind of problem I’m not aware of? Something between you and the archivist?”

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𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐭𝐡 || 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 “𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟐” (𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭)

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: m.t. rogers and barnes meet with thor. apologies are given.

𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: steve rogers, bucky barnes, erik killmonger (mentioned), and you!

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: i finally had some time to sit down and finish this. thank you all for being patient, and i hope to have the next chapter out sometime soon!

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): language, some fluff, that's about it, 18+/minors dni (if I missed anything, pretty please let me know!)

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1.4k

Thor lies stiffly on his cot, the darkness of the night hiding the pinched expression on his face. It’s cruel the way his conversation with M.T. Rogers prevents him from getting anything close to rest, but he can’t help but this he deserves it.

The cold air in the room is thick with an uncomfortable intensity. 

Thor sits uncomfortably in the single chair one one side of Steve’s desk. The cook finds it quite difficult to swallow under the heavy glare of M.T. Rogers, who is settled strongly on the other side of his desk. Barnes, who stands to the side of Steve with his arms crossed, makes it even harder.

“Your behavior at dinner was highly disrespectful, Thor. And that’s putting it lightly,” Steve starts carefully, and Thor shifts in his seat. He’s not used to Roger’s voice being so cutting, as Thor’s only heard this tone when Druig and Pietro become too petty for the team’s liking. “Is there some kind of problem I’m not aware of? Something between you and the archivist?”

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carmybears

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pairing: carmy berzatto X female!reader

summary: meeting Carmy's sister for the first time. tw for panic attacks.

word count: 2.9K

The sound of shattering ceramic in the other room makes your head snap up with a start. Across the couch from you, Sugar’s eyebrows knit together in concern — an expression you can only think of as “older sister face”—as she calls out to her brother.

“Everything ok in there, Carm?”

“Guess we know why he’s a chef and not a dish washer,” Pete chuckles, giving her a good natured pat on the knee in reassurance.

When you don’t hear a sound in the other room, you feel a lump begin to grow in your throat. 

“I should go check on-“ Sugar starts.

“No, no I got it,” you volunteer, recalling Carmy’s previous statements to you about this sister’s sixth sense for knowing when he’s in trouble (and scolding him for being a “soft shitty bitch” whenever he refuses her help).

“I was gonna refill my drink here in a minute anyway. Can I get you some more wine?” You ask, but don’t wait for an answer as you hurry to your feet and out of the room, leaving the wine glasses forgotten on the table.

“He would’ve loved you.”

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lesbianrobin

maybe this is bc i’m from the south and not fuckin uhhhh new york or wherever the hell but like. it is still not really normalized for a man to wear makeup or nail polish. women with short hair still get offensive comments about their appearances. like even small acts of gender nonconformity can still be scary and dangerous in 2021 and i feel like so many people just live in this progressive bubble where they think that all dudes being Remotely “feminine” in some way are like homophobic tiktok e-boys doing it for clout or whatever and that’s uh. fucking stupid. like i can PROMISE you that the vast majority of gender nonconforming people are not trying to do something that’s never been done before, nor are they claiming to do so, they’re just trying to live their lives and look the way they want to look. you aren’t helping anybody by trying to police who has the right to be wearing skirts or painting their nails or doing their hair a certain way.

anyway this is ur daily reminder that gender nonconformity is not a trend and it’s gross to attack people for being gender nonconforming in a way that you think “has been done before” or “isn’t that special” or whatever the fuck. like i’m sorry but it’s just cruel and hateful! being gender nonconforming still takes bravery and courage. people still face discrimination and harassment. whose cause do you think you’re helping by attempting to be the gatekeeper of nontraditional gender expression? genuinely, who do you think benefits when you attack people for stepping outside of the bounds of traditional gender expression? who? because it certainly fucking isn’t gnc people.

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