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Aunt May: *crying*
Peter: What’s wrong, May? Are you picturing my future again?
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Peter: I DO WHAT I WANT.
Tony: I’m calling May.
Peter: no wait
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to keep a long story short, i would die for peter parker
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ok but this hoe y/n is living her best life in all these fics. can I be her
i have great news for you
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Me: *sees something about Peter Parker aka The Spiderman™*
Me: *holding back tears* thats some good shit right there
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hermione: oh no, harry's in trouble!
hermione: time to go set a teacher on fire
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#thwip thwip
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✨Ok boomer✨
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malfoy: i only wear black
malfoy: and occasionally very dark grey
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ron: this is your fault
harry: i mean probably
harry: but what specifically this time
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sprout: what's this plant?
neville: weed
sprout: IT'S NOT FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER
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dumbledore, busting into the hogwarts staff room: WHAT'S UP ASSHOLES
mcgonagall: *quietly handing out aspirin*
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dumbledore: teens are very much into the following
dumbledore: bullying me on tumblr
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ron: do you ever think about how we're all just desperately clinging to a rock that's endlessly hurtling through the void
harry: RON it is THREE in the MORNING go to SLEEP
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This is Tony Stark, from heaven, seeing everything that's happening in Peter Parker's life since he left
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#Thor’s two moods when it comes to Loki
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i just wanted to point out that i, personally, would date peter parker in a heartbeat