Orc S/O
Ok so someone asked for this and my app ate the ask when I tried to reply so here it is again! I hope I did this justice, sorry that I couldn’t answer properly.
- They are adorably clumsy sometimes. The first time you invite them into your house, they hit their head off the door and then cursed it in their own language. They always stub their toes on table too. You can’t help it, you laugh every time, and they always grumble about how annoying it is. (But they love making you laugh)
- Cuddling is insanely fun. You fit right in the curve of their side or on their lap and you love snuggling in close to them. Their arms easily make you feel small wrapped up in them, but protected, safe.
- They like to have hilarious weight lifting matches with you, as you playfully lift up something small and watch them lift your entire couch. And you.
- You have a lot of trouble lifting anything very heavy though—knee pain, along with other pains, often leave you scrabbling to pick up things or move well. They always try to be there for you, lifting heavier things and catching you if you stumble.
- If you’re especially worn out after a long day on your feet, they carry you up to bed and make sure you’re comfortable.
- The best massages 👌 they’ve dealt with battle injuries before and are very good at easing pain out of sore muscles.
- They’re careful to make sure they don’t break your microwave when they put a heat-pad in it and then they make you tea or something you love. Then they surprise you, laying the heating pad where you’re hurting and laying next to you on the couch.
- They can and will carry you on their shoulders in grocery store aisles, so you can reach the high shelves and don’t have to walk. You guys get weird and sometimes terrified looks, but it just makes your inside jokes funnier.
- “That lady has been staring at you for ten minutes.”
“Shut up, and take me to the cereal aisle.”