trash bag

Dogs are covered in hair except under their arms and legs and their private areas, which is almost the complete opposite to where humans grow hair the most.

The “&” symbol is just some dude dragging their butt on the ground

You can either keep scrolling or let this be the last post you see here. Whichever one you choose will set your life on a different path forever

The word queue is like a group project where one letter does all the work

If you sneeze and fart at the same time, ur body takes a screenshot

X88B88 looks like the word voodoo reflecting off of itself

The Leaning Tower of Pisa is an italicized building

If you send it in a car it’s a shipment, but if you send it on a ship it’s cargo.

If reincarnation is a thing, you could be learning about yourself in school without even knowing it

If the bigger your shoes, the bigger your dick, and the bigger your car, the smaller your dick, then no wonder so many people are afraid of clowns.

The reason why flash the sloth from zootopia constantly drives fast is because he is slow to remove his foot from the gas

Number 5 is the only odd number that doesn’t feel odd in our heads

You are alive and have witnessed the first blackhole to ever be seen in human history.

If you could see anxiety. What would you describe it as?

Seeing the “…” of someone responding to your message on a loop

5 missed calls from my mom

Having a negative account balance indefinitely

a rain cloud raining knives but they dissapear when they almost touch you

The teacher handing an exam to you face down

Wifi having the most amount of waves but saying no internet connection.

that feeling you have where you almost just fell down the stairs

i have both