[pm] Thank you for the sweater, Effie. I really like it!
[pm] You’re quite welcome. I thought of you the moment I saw it.
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[pm] I wouldn’t mind getting a shake or hot chocolate with you. Al’s has the best shakes IMHO but I’m down going to youryardplace.
You do? Who?
[pm] I think it’d be fun. Al’s shakes are likely better than my sad attempt at making them, we should go!
I do. Marley is staying with me in my spare bedroom for the the time being.
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[pm] Am I coming to your yard?
[pm] What Oh that’s a Reed Joke Well I mean, I was going to say we should get milkshakes, but I didn’t specify where. My yard is quite cold though. Maybe I should have suggested hot chocolate.
I have a house guest
Marley is living with
I have a new roommate.
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[pm] Sold. I’ll bring the booze.
New employee? So you ended up hiring someone else?
[pm] Great, sounds like a date plan, stan.
Unfortunately, my old employee is refuses to come back and I’ve finally admitted I need help in the store. Yes, Quinn Mann. Very capable, very good programmer.
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[pm] Well, you’ve got me there. I didn’t eat much pizza growing up, but it’s definitely one of my more favorite meals now. Well, at least…it used to be.
He really has. He even tried begging from me the other day.
[pm] Don’t say it like that. I’ll make us both great pizza and throw something stupid on the television while I work on repairing Ms. James’ laptop.
Ouch. You’d think he’d learn. I had to tell my new college employee that no matter what trick he does, he should not be getting a treat.
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[pm] I’m sure. I appreciate the offer.
[pm] Alright.
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[new pm] Do you want to come oh. Marley lives with Do you like Milkshakes?
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[pm] You really like pizza, don’t you?
Well, that’s good! He definitely needs it. So that he can live longer and beg for treats for lots of years to come.
[pm] ... it’s the perfect combination of all the food groups.
He’s gotten pretty good at begging, hasn’t he?
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[pm]I think it’s more you I can’t resiOh, yes, I can’t resist your excellent home cooking that I’ve never eaten.
I never said he wasn’t a good dog! But you have to admit, he’s got a little chub in the stomach region. It just means you’re a good owner to him.
[pm] Plus, if worse goes to worst, we can always order pizza. Everyone likes pizza. Maybe I should make pizza
He is on a doggy diet and I take him with me when I go on my runs!!! His extra weight just gives him... character!!!
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[pm] It’s nothing.
[pm] It doesn’t sound like nothi Are you sure? If something is bothering you or you would like to talk about something, I’m here for you. I mean, I hope you know that.
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[pm] You know I don’t technically need to eat, right? But for you, I can pretend.
Uh, you so do. I’ve seen old cat ladies who spoil they’re pets less than you spoil him.
[pm] I mean you don’t need too, but how can you resist my cooking.
I feel moderately attacked right now! Loker is in great health and is a good doggy.
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[pm] Are you trying to subtly ask me to have dinner with you?
You spoil him.
[pm] What?! No! I mean I wouldn’t be opposed to Uh I’m not Sure. Why not?
I do not. He is a very unspoiled basset hound.
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[pm] Saw that she was back in town and was curious if you had spoken to her at all or if she told you she left beforehand.
[pm] Why does it matter?
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[pm] Yeah.
That’s what I used to do, and I’m still around. Poor Loker, I think I actually missed him, too. I can bring him some dog treats, someone was handing them out downtown earlier.
[pm] I’ll feed you some of my food once I figure out what I actually want to cook. Please do, he’d like that a lot. I have to take him to the bank with me now because they give me dog cookies there too.
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[pm] Good. Thank you.
[new pm] I guess so. You two are truly two peas in a pod.
[pm] Why do you ask about her? I wait what? What does that mean Uh, yeah. She’s my friend. You are also my friend.
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[pm]That’s concerningEffie,I swearif I catch you anywhere near that lake while I’m investigating, well… I just won’t like it. I’ll be disappointed. Promise me you won’t go to the Dark Score Lake.
[new pm] I see. So she didn’t tell you she was gone or?
[pm] Damn it. Alright, alright. I promise not to go anywhere near the lake while the police are investigating it.
[new pm] No, she didn’t. I think she wanted to get away from everything. I can’t say I blame her, after all I did disappear to China for 4 months.
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[pm]I better not catch youYes.
[new pm] Have you spoken to Marley yet? It appears that she’s back in town.
[pm] Are you suspicious How do I stop being suspicious :)
[new pm] I thought you Yes, I have. She needed some time away, I guess. I was getting worried, watching the blonde teenager she hired as her secretary going in and watering her plants was depressing.
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[pm] Didn’t really feel like a thing Ineededwanted to tell people. But I’ll tell you next time. Promise.
You cook? I’m not exactly good with cooking, or moral support, but I here I make good company sometimes.
[pm] Right. That makes sense. But thank you.
No. But Eva says that I had better learn how because ordering take out all the time isn’t healthy. I like your company. Besides, Loker missed you.