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Everybody I Love DIES

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It's Amuly from AO3 and LJ and Twitter. Check the My FAQ link for a complete list of my pages. You may know me from such fics as: Run Program DUM-E; America Isn't Chicken; Yes, Homo; and Pray the Gay Away. "She/he”
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spookyfbi

Black Pete telling stories about how he used to be on Stede’s crew, the same way he used to tell stories about being on Blackbeard’s crew, and they’re just as exaggerated (except this time there is a kernel of truth to them)

He’s like, yeah I was there when Stede Bonnet killed Ned Low, and then he fucked Blackbeard and his dick was so magnificent that history’s greatest pirate retired on the spot to open an inn with him. Yeah my husband has a sketch of it in his journal, we could sell it to you if you want…

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stitchybutton

Mishmash Monsters!!! I just put a bunch of these lil guys on my shelf, ready made! Check out The Stitchy Button on etsy for more collectible character bunnies, dolls, dragons, and unicorns! Get coupon codes and monthly mailbags by joining my Patreon

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werewolf-transgenderism

my beloveds ❤️

[ID: a medieval-style drawing of Lucius and Pete from Our Flag Means Death embracing one another and looking at each other softly. they’re in a heart-shaped frame with a gold background patterned with red flowers and leaves. Lucius is wearing a white, loose shirt with the sleeves pushed up, and Pete is wearing his signature ripped sleeveless vest and armband]

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stitchybutton

Newt Geiszler! Another custom doll from my shop! Check out The Stitchy Button on etsy for your own custom-made bunnies and dolls, dragons, unicorns, and much more! You can get coupons, art, and a cute “Featured Bean” every month by becoming a patreon member!

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whim-prone

i love you "stick hot pockers up their assholes" black pete and also i love you "he started crying and got nauseous" listening to lucius describe the horrors black pete

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