• “What do you want bitch?”
• “How dare you.”
• “Yeah, I said it.”
• “I don’t even care.”
• “He agrees with me.”
• “Yeah, what do you want bitch?”
• “Will you shut the fuck up?”
• “Who do you think you are?”
• “I’m the man of the house.”
• “I’m the boy of the house!”
• “Yeah, ok dad.”
• “What has gotten into this family?”
• “You’re not fam anymore.”
• “Oh really? Why’s that?”
• “BECAUSE YOU’RE MOVES ARE WEAK BABE!”
• “Yeah, you’re moves are weak.”
• “Hey, you don’t call her bitch.”
• “I’m not your dad.”
• “Honey! What are you doing?”
• “I’m telling him once and for all!”
• “What do you mean?”
• “I’m not your dad. You were adopted.”
• “Look at your hair, and then look at mine.”
• “Let me handle this, ok?”
• “Yeah! Fam only!”
• “Not anymore. We decided you’re out!”
• “Will you shut the fuck up about that please? Jesus christ.”
• “What happened? Why am I not fam anymore?”
• “I’m not your fucking dad. Look at you.”
• “Dad, I look exactly like you.”
• “YOU LOOK LIKE A BIRD!”
• “This is a family issue!”
• “We’re not your fam.”
• “No, you were adopted.”
• “Yeah we found you in a park on a swing set. You were taped to it.”
• “THIS FAMILY DOESN’T WANT ME!”
• “You know what, I’m OUT OF HERE!”
• “My wife and I are getting a divorce.”
• “There were no moves.”
• “Watch how you’re talking to him!”
• “That’s my adopted son!”
• “I’m leaving with Mark. I like penis now!”
• “What, you’re gay?”
• “Oh, you like penis now?”
• “Yeah I like big, fat penis ok?”
• “But dad what the fuck?”
• “Well hopefully it’s bigger than yours!”
• “Oh it is … bigger …than both of ours are bigger than yours.”
• “What the frig am I supposed to do.”
• “You’re coming with me.”
• “No, he’s coming with me and Mark.”
• “No, I’m not going with you dad. You like penis.”
• “There’s nothing wrong with liking a little penis.”
• “I thought you said it was a big penis.”
• “It is a big penis. Mark’s got the biggest penis in the world! Besides mine!”
• “What am I supposed to do?”
• “You’re dying.”
• “I’m not gay.”
• “He’s not gay son.”
• “Son? I thought I was adopted.”
• “So you’re not getting a divorce?”
• “No, we just wanted to make it easier on you.”
• “We figured we got this news and we just wanted to make things smoother.”
• “So you dropped a bomb that I’m divorced and you guys are getting adopted?”
• “You’re adopted, we’re getting a divorce.”
• “But I thought you said we weren’t.”
• “We’re not! I’m just explaining it!”
• “We just wanted to lighten the load.”
• “We love you son.”
• “Am I dying? Of what?”
• “You’re just … dying.”
• “You’re just fucking dying, ok? Jesus!”
• “You’re gonna die.”
• “When?”
• “I dunno! Someday! Everybody dies!”
• “What? Are you dying?”
• “YES! Don’t they teach you this shit in school?”
• “I’m gonna die?”
• “YEAH! When you’re old!”

• “I like your enthusiasm.“
• “Wait. I made a promise.“
• “Pardon my enthusiasm.“
• “It’s a terrible day for a wedding.“
• “Keep it down, we’re in a church!“
• “I don’t know. It’s just not natural.“
• “I love you, but you are not mine.”
• “It’s a sad, sad state of affairs we’re in.“
• “Oh! You’ve been dead for fifteen years!“
• “It seems that I still have a tear to shed.“
• “Thank you, yes, answers. I need answers.“
• “With this candle… I will set your mother on fire.“
• “Let me at him! Let me at him! Don’t hold me back!“
• “And I thought… I thought this was all going so well.“
• “What’s going on here? Where am I? Who are you?“
• “She can’t hold a candle to the beauty of your smile!“
• “Yet the pain here that I feel, try and tell me it’s not real.”
• “Now, why go up there when people are dying to get down here?“
• “What does that wispy little brat have that you don’t have double?“
• “Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating? Hm?“
• “You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you.“
• “Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.“
• “If only he could see how special you can be; if he only knew the you that we know.“
• “I’ve spent so long in the darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.“
• “My dreams were taken from me. But, now… now I’ve stolen them from someone else.”
• “And you might try and hide, and you might try and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day!”
• “I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. Someone to spend the rest of my life with. Silly, isn’t it?“
• “With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.”

❝ gwen […] she always saw the best in everyone…in the world. had a way of making you feel everything would be okay. after she died…nothing was ever really OKAY again. ❞