whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool

did…did eggman just ask if tails called his dick small

fucking idiot gets PRANKED

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS

And they didn’t even mention the best page.

(x)

“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”

“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”

*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*

world heritage post

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS

And they didn’t even mention the best page.

what the fuck is wrong with uou why would you say that

SHE KILLT SQUEAKY

Squeaky nooo :(

All good things...

We love coming up with new features to make your experience on Tumblr more visceral; when they don’t work out that way, we remove them to make space for new features. Unfortunately, group chats haven’t lived up to our expectations, so we’ll be removing them from Tumblr this month.

Some of you have really leaned into group chats, discussing the merits of various sourdough proofing times, sharing your WIPs with new audiences, and exchanging complicated fan theories on the provenance of Croki.

The majority of you, however, have preferred to have these interactions elsewhere. And so, as we get ready to remove the group chat feature from Tumblr, it’s time to take these conversations to your reblog chains, your replies, and your messages. We’ll leave your chats up until September 22 at 6pm EST. After that, well, the weird will continue to be your oyster.

Don't you fucking DARE

Baby lumpfish wearing another baby lumpfish on it’s stupid little head

I love them!

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

wh

who’s this..?

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine

https://m.photofunia.com/effects/retro-wave?server=3

:(

https://m.photofunia.com/effects/retro-wave?server=3

(I’m learning pls correct nicely)

(Also what does this mean)

(Its a german meme about a particular porno from a while ago…) (yes this is what German memes are like)

(Couldn’t decide between these.)

Since tumblr apparently deleted our original reblogs because they are prude Americans, here it is again.

OwO

JOJI???

......my homescreen is my girlfriend but we're both ace s o

oh god a minecraft iron golem oh god no

Better home your bussy is made of iron

I'm getting railed by Litwick, Lampent, and Chandelure?

Like all at once?

Oh I'm absolutely fucked, if I don't die from the railing, they'll steal my life energy

Yes. He good.

MIKU????????

Oh god

Oh fuck

I like how this post’s reblog/like ratio is over 100%

I’m Daphne

This reminds me of the Scooby-Natural episode of supernatural

hey everyone try this

Shut up

obsessed with this actually

RIDE 'EM CRAWBOY

the crime the criminal

Objection!

Your honor. It's true that a first glance at the evidence would suggest my client was responsible. But let's look a little further, shall we?

I have here a reverse image search for the crime scene as well as my client's photo.

And if you look closely at the results...

The blogs and dates don't match.

My client has been framed!

And why? Because their iconic "mischievous smile" makes for a funnier post, of course. But nothing, not even Tumblr notes, is more important than the truth!

I present to you: The original unaltered post and the true culprit!

Out of Touch

Out of Touch Thursday