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“gay son or thot daughter” hoping god will bless me with both 😊 or perhaps my child will be both of these things during the journey of life 😊

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

Here's a list of organizations within Israel doing good work to document and resist the occupation and oppression of Palestinians. I highly recommend following them.

Standing Together

An organization of Palestinian and Jewish citizens of Israel that has been advocating for ceasefire and promotes a vision of Palestinian-Jewish coexistance.

Radical Bloc

A group that organizes weekly pro-ceasefire protests in Tel Aviv, even in the face of police harassment.

B'tselem

An organization that documents Israel's oppression of Palestinians, from the war in Gaza to settler violence and continued dispossession in the West Bank. "B'tselem" means "in the image" referencing the Jewish concept that every human is made in the image of God.

Zochrot

An organization whose main goal is educate the Israeli public about the Nakba, despite the lengths Israel has gone to hide it from view. "Zochrot" means "rememberers."

Breaking the Silence

An organization that collects testimonies of current and IDF soldiers of the things they witness and perpetrated.

This Is Not An Ulpan

A co-op language school for Hebrew and Arabic run by Palestinian and Jewish educators that also posts information about the situation from a radical perspective.

Mesarvot Network

An organization that supports young Israeli who want to refuse being draft into the IDF. "Mesarvot" means "refusers."

Parents' Circle

A peace organization comprised of family members of Israelis and Palestinians killed in the conflict.

i'm so small i am exactly 21.0 MB....

"Aiden Katri is refusing to be conscripted into the Israeli army because of the occupation and as a feminist statement. The army sent her to a men’s prison. Before heading to prison she wrote: ’It is time for an alliance of the victims of oppression.’"

while i was definitely gonna go on hormones no matter what the one thing that fully convinced me was seeing a tweet that was like "youre already on hormones and you hate it" like that really unlocked something in me

In what universe is "suppose that, while actively engaged in fucking one man, a woman accepts betrothal from a second man" a 'practical' scenario that one might encounter?

let her cook

one of my fav mabel lines forever

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

I made up a guy to get mad at, and found out later, he was my very own son

(from Don Quixote)

(via kathyack-blog-blog)

Round 2, Side A2: Softboots (Puss in Boots) vs SamSam (FATT)

PROPAGANDA TIME everyone look at my favourite divorcees i drew them instead of trying to do well in my exams so u have to look

'You see his hand gripping Samothes’ hammer. Then you hear his ring- his wedding ring, hit the metal of the anvil as he runs his hand over it. And then you see him lift the hammer in his hand. And he goes to work.'

"You're unfinished, but I can… I can see his touch in your design. You're beautiful like he was."

samot forged his wedding ring into a sword designed to avert the world-ending catastrophe he knew he would cause. samothes spent one thousand years in sword heaven (different sword, dont worry about it) reminiscing to anyone who would listen about his beloved ex-husband who manipulated their son into killing him. they are haunted by each other mythically. to compare any other divorce to samot and samothes' is to hold a candle to the sun-- and, with all respect to puss in boots, the competition here were never even divorced. if i have to commit 500 instances of voter fraud just to get this win for my blorbos my beloved despicable gay gods i will do it

psionic warriors listen.

what if the world itself (your father) was dying and you knew with certainly that there was nothing to stop it, and that all that you could do was make a safe and happy life for the people alive right now. And what if your husband said this can't be it, and told you he was willing to do anything, no matter how horrible or destructive, to cure the world's sickness or build a new world. What if you fought a war over it, and ended up accomplishing none of your goals but ended up making life miserable for a whole lot of people. And then you both had to live with it.

this doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of samothes/samot. but it is why I am asking for your help. please vote samsam. fuck the cats