welcome to my twisted blankie

Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it

On a serious note people being unironically horny about cis men and referring to their chests as tits in their horny rantings has made me feel more comfortable as someone who is transmasc

Like I don't have huge dysphoria about my chest because I'm not very well endowed but I still have some and like thinking: "I'm a sexy dude with sexy tits" is actually a good feeling for me personally

my blog is a safe place for the gender neutral usage of tits

I found out japanese fans are calling this the "american comic book-style marcille"

i'm WHEEZING LMAO

please just tell me that somebody out there knows the post i’m looking for

YES

me as a mom

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

Out of pure curiosity and fun!

bees?

to elaborate:

- her parents didn't belive she was hearing "monsters" in the walls. it was 60,000 bees

- she is 3 years old

- her parents gave her a spray bottle to "spray away the monsters". it was 60,000 bees

- they didn't belive her for 8 minths

- removal cost them $20,000 BECAUSE IT WAS 60,000 BEES!!!!!!

i think people who aren't autistic can get confused by what a special interest is and why it's different than just a thing that someone likes an above average amount and it's always been hard to explain it beyond "no, you just don't get it". but i think dungeon meshi has really laid it out perfectly with laios and monsters. He doesn't just like monsters, he doesn't just love monsters, he filters just about everything in his life though his interest in monsters. he characterizes and identifies his friends in no small part through how they interact with monsters, he warms up to kabru immediately when he thinks that he wants to try monster meals. his strength and purpose revolves around monsters. he pretty clearly wants to BE a monster. that's special interest.

this is also why those old posts that went something like "don't let your interests define you" always struck me as incredibly ignorant because my autistic interests are functionally as much a part of me as my flesh and blood. i think it's why shared interests are so critically important in autistic relationships and why autistic people so heavily bond to people who are into the same weird shit that they are, even if that shared enjoyment of a particular thing may not be as critical of a building block for a relationship to the other person.

The prompt was ‘detention.’

reblogging with cute tags that make me happy <3

because every [image of kandi bracelets] needs their [ image of spiked bracelets]

I had this littlle owl in mind since a few months. Finaly abble to give him life. I think tumblr prefer gif version but I made a one with soundeffects on my instagram. Wich one do you prefer ?

Callsigns are ALL like this. I know in movies everyone's got cool callsigns, but you have to EARN a cool callsign. Most people's are like, commemoration of something real stupid they did, or, like, "Carrots" bc "he ate carrots weirdly." This database is a treasure trove:

Also unironically if you are nb and have an "object" name you can 100% get old republicans to use it by just claiming it's for something dumb. "Yeah man I go by Brick because I dropped a bunch of bricks once and messed up a timeline on a job" will get everyone you will ever meet to call you that.

A Day in the Life for Blossom 🌸