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The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF

I will reblog this every time I see it

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I wish that was all my cat had in his mouth that he’d killed for me … 

@angreav

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

*looks around*

Is

Is anyone gonna say it

malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite

@lizaleigh do you know any rock people that can confirm/deny because I am very curious and really don’t feel like getting into a conversation with my geophysicist brother that MAY somehow get back to the fact I saw a malachite that looked like a weird dildo.

…sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: “EXPLAIN.” Although I think @mollisaurus is a mineral person. Thoughts?

oh geeze, i’m kinda rusty on minerals but malachite is just copper carbonate and is really common in both antique and modern jewelry so i think like if you were really gun-ho about it you could go ahead and put it wherever you want?

It’s really only a problem if you’re polishing or cutting it. The particles would be bad to breathe. It’s rather porous too, so I would worry about bacteria growing. Well, being literal anyway… Better to leave the poor thing alone. ._.

I mean it kinda depends on where you stick it because malachite does not like acidic environments very much and the malachite will degrade and also might dye your bits blue-green as the copper dissolves out.

So use a condom when fucking rocks is the takeaway here.

Oh my god guys it’s poisonous

It is super poisonous

There is a reason we do not use it in make up any more

Not even with a condom, do not fuck the rock

Try this one instead. 

malachite literally explodes in water does it not?

I… no… I think you’re thinking of pure sodium?

Malachite is however water soluble, which really just means it will poison you quicker

This is both hilarious and cool as fuck because you’re getting all this information on minerals and rocks. You’re also watching people argue over wether or not you can fuck this rock

I go on hiatus for a week and come back to find tumblr harassing my post, but hey, at least we all learned something so yay tumblr, you just keep on  being you.

http://www.psh.ca/MSDS/Copper%20Carbonate.pdf the MSDS for copper carbonate, this includes malachite and azurite, do not fuck these rocks.

I’m so glad someone eventually pulled out the MSDS. Best source for ‘can I fuck this’ information.

is… is that a common thing that needs to be looked up?

#I do not remember going over this particular chapter when I took college geology#we did not have a lab entitled Can you fuck this rock or not? best tags ever ty tracy

@firethesound – iT GOT BETTER

GM: “I can’t remember this NPC’s name, so I’m just going to call him Grumpy Whatshisname.”

Player: “That’s actually what you called him in last session’s debriefing.”

My cat thinks he’s hidden while he stalks the dogs (Source: http://ift.tt/1OqaYsw)

Remember to thank your dad on fathers day

for Fallout 4

thanks bethesdad

Spartans tubas of the corn

Did you mean: Corntras

You. You will do great things.

*pretends to be cool and chill but is actually constantly worried about the widespread death of bee populations*

Me: *mentions favorite tv show*

Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“

Me: 

I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

aw the shark is wearing a building costume

Land shark

when your favorite character appears and you’re trying so hard to contain your excitement. you are trYING SO H ARD

Edd’s big mistake.

He was floating near us and enjoying himself, until he realized he floated about 10 feet away from us and was gripped with UNRELENTING PANIC.