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My neighbors cat risking it all for some scritches

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after finding out a lot of friends haven't seen movies I consider formative to childhood (I grew up in South America, so they definitely had international reach!) I'm curious to know just how many haven't seen some of these... uh, let's call them children's classics.

Due to the list of potentials being massive, I'll restrict this to the 1980s, and not include Disney animated movies i can't promise there won't be further polls

(feel free to sound off in tags the ones you haven't seen, if it's more than one!)

All of these are good but if you haven't watched Secret of NIMH please look into it it's such a good film and I think it's the best animation America in the 80s produced bar none.

Also my very first baby crush in the world was on Justin and that probably says things about me XD

im like actually gonna throw up i cant look at this someone please save him im crying so hard rn he doesnt deserve this someone help

Fallout, Fallout never changes….

Here, I fixed it for you:

Reading old replies makes this post better:

rest in peace, my man

censoring his name is like closing the eyes on a corpse

@x688plsloveme:

Fallout 3 is a GOOD VIDEO GAME

STOP eating salads because you want to get Skinny✋🚫 START eating salads because theyre yumby plate of leafs ✅🥗

i am getting my THIRD SALAD.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In a day row. They call me the yumby leafer

the leaferrrrrrr

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

i like the idea of doing shakespeare adaptations set in high school a la 10 things i hate about you or she's the man but i feel like we're missing some opportunities by only doing the comedies. i wanna see macbeth but it's about a really high stakes student council election

Julius Caesar but they're going after the head of the PTA

alright i couldn't find any posts showing this idle animation and needed it on my blog

I just want to get dicked down again =/

Happy 6 year anniversary

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.