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     ☃ Merry pre-Christmas ☃

     ·۰❁ It’s that time of the year! The time at which Min ( @cainmarked ) and myself are getting into the holiday spirit and ready to celebrate in style with… a fuckton of candy in our 3rd annual Christmas Candy Giveaway*.      It’s awesome. But don’t take it from us. Take it from previous winners. Like this happy camper from our first giveaway.

     Or this lucky gal from giveaway number two.

     ❆ What will be given away? ❆

     ·۰❁ Christmas themed sweets from Austria and Germany — it’s good. It’s really, really so damn good. Since there’s a lot of sweets we have here, we will choose things we know aren’t common elsewhere or are traditional Christmas sweets in either or both of the countries.      You will receive a lot of calories ( 3ish pounds of sweets ) from either me or Min ( there will be two winners, surprise.. in case you haven’t done this before. If so, you’re probably not surprised. ).      The candy is Christmas themed but the parcels will be character themed.

     ❆ What if I win? ❆

      ·۰❁ The two people who won will be contacted by Min or me respectively. At that point, you can tell about preferences or wish for specific sweets. In case you have always wanted to try a particular thing, this is your chance, and you can make sure you don’t get things you don’t like or are allergic to. You’ll also have to tell us your age because there’s alcohol in some of the good stuff. So, no worries, we’ll try to make sure you will like what you’re getting.      

     ❆ Rules

      ·۰❁ You have to follow at least one of us ( @ofdemonicmagic & @cainmarked ) on one of our blogs. You can follow us both, but following just one will be absolutely fine. You don’t have to follow the other to participate ( especially if you’re playing either one of our characters, be assured just following one of us WILL NOT make it less likely that you win )      ·۰❁ Reblog this to participate.      ·۰❁ Must love Christmas.      ·۰❁ Just kidding, you don’t even have to celebrate it. But it WOULD be cool if you loved sweets, I guess.      ·۰❁ You will obviously have to be comfortable to give us an address to ship the sweets to. We promise hereby not to send you unwanted flyers with offers of discount you don’t need at a store you’ve never heard of and never plan to go to. Although, actually…      ·۰❁ No, just kidding, we’re not gonna do that.      ·۰❁ Please notice that only the first two of these are actual rules.      ·۰❁ This giveaway ends on the 30th of November. We’ll announce the winners so that we can ship the presents at the beginning of the week after that and pray that it will be with you around Christmas Eve.     ·۰❁ You may participate ironically but that will require you to eat all the chocolate ironically as well. It’s the law.

*  If you do not celebrate Christmas you can substitute it with anything you like or even nothing at all — that way this is just a post that’s really enthusiastic about candy. Christmas Background with Golden Ornaments designed by BiZkettE1 

Tony’s development over the years.

i was like what coULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG HERE. they need to rewrite the dictionary obviously. 

This is the best thing I have seen all day

i don’t think people understand how partial bucky is to his sandwiches. like. they aren’t just sandwiches. they’re basically works of art that bring magic to your taste buds. time, thought, innovation goes into the creation of perfect layers between sauces between cheeses held together by pERFECTLY toasted slices of bread. yOU DON’T JUST JUST EAT BUCKY BARNES’ SANDWICHES, YOU EXPERIENCE THAT SHIT OK  

Well, if you don’t want them to get stolen, make them less delicious.

     “Yes, I wouldn’t reveal my identity either if my mother could find out that I beat up Captain America on the runway of Leipzig Halle airport in Germany instead of doing my homework.” T’Challa clenched his teeth. “Don’t you think that the boy is too young for all this?”

      “T’Ch... what do I even call you? I mean, do people run around and call you your majesty all the time? Panther? You want me to call you Panther? Or how about a cute nickname?” Tony was very aware he wasn’t replying to the question. Of course he was. It was on purpose, after all.

itironman:

@xstentatious liked for a short starter

     “Stark… who’s that new kid?”

      “New kid? Oh, you mean spider in tights? You know, I could tell you. But then I’d have to kill you.” Tony shrugged nonchalantly. “Got this whole secret identity going on.”