Riker: You play poker?
Beverly: Ocassionally. You have a problem with that?
Riker: Yeah. You’re physically incapable of keeping a straight face.
Beverly: Really?
Riker: Now the Captain. There’s a man with a poker face. Who knows what he’s thinking.
Geordi, while on an away mission: There’s something gooey here.
Data, processing this: Gooey? There is a good scientific word. Gooey. I will have to use that more.
Will Riker, Season 2
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- Dr. Beverly Crusher about Data's "iguana"
Picard: The scenic Joren waterfall found on the Izu peninsula is home to a particularly fun legend that centers on the Jorogumo, a murderous spider demon known for diversifying its villainous portfolio beyond the basic Shelob impersonator by using its shape-shifting powers to pull part-time as a hot lady. Riker: *whispers* Picard: What? Riker: *whispers* Picard: No, I haven’t played Shadow of War.
Riker: *whispers*
Picard: Well, that’s stupid.
Riker: *whispers*
Picard: Tolkien’s crippling arachnophobia did not die for this.
- Berlinghoff Rasmussen, "A Matter of Time"