Henry Cavill

So North and I (Yeah, North was there, don’t you all dare doubt it…) just ended watching Tangled and I feel like I have no life anymore. When is Tangled even going to release a new season or something? Also… I’m glad I came to Coachella cause damn, Ariana nailed her performing her new song. Oh… and I’m sorry with whoever I disappointed with my Coachella looks this year, at least you’ve got to the VS models to copy their style or something.

Tangled has seasons? How do I not know about this? I didn’t go to Coachella and I don’t believe I follow you on social media so I don’t believe I saw your outfit. Did you have fun?

So today I was standing next to a counter at the coffee shop, you know dealing with my shit and drinking too much coffee when someone approached me and grabbed my ass. And that’s how a coffee shop fist fight starts folks. People must think I’m a total psychopath but girls got to stick together in this kind of auctions, right? Anywho I’m Jennifer Lawrence and I’ll probably start a fist fight everywhere. 

If I saw the coffee fight through down, I would vouch for you. I don’t understand why people think it’s okay to touch other people. Don’t teachers teach us from a young age that we need to keep our hands to ourselves. Nice to meet you, I’m Henry. Would you start a fist fight at In N Out?

So, it’s 4am in Australia but only 9pm back home, so you can already probably guess that I’m wide awake. If anyone has anything that can help a lad fall asleep, I’m taking recommendations. I already tried counting sheep, it’s a no go. I’m on my way to Melbourne which is two more hours ahead and I need to get my act together.

I usually drink tea or I go to the gym to help fight the jet lag. Try meditating? Get your body to relax so your mind can think that it’s time to sleep?

am i the only one who has been over this whole bipolar weather thing? one minute i’m bundled in five coats on set and the next day i’m almost dying of a heat stroke. i wish mother nature would make up it’s mind on what season it wanted to be, because i’m not sure my body can handle much more of this. with that being said, my name is kim dickens, i’m the mother of two beautiful children on fear the walking dead, and i promise i don’t complain this much about the weather all the time.

Where are you? Stay safe. These weather changes are really getting out of hand. I don’t believe Mother Nature knows what she wants just yet but hopefully by the Summer season she’ll settle on one season. Nice to meet you, I’m Henry Cavill. I’m a father of two daughters and I stepped on a polly pocket doll today.

I’m sat in a coffee shop and I’ve just seen a car park up with the words “flat pack furniture assemblers” I’m so sad for this world we now live in that this is a thing. Do people really go and by stuff at Ikea then call someone else to their house to assemble it who has nothing to do with the store. Don’t so many places offer to build it for you and deliver if needs be why is someone making a while business out of this skill. That being said my god their patience they must have to build Swedish furniture as a full time job.

I would, assembling furniture by yourself is stressful.  What’s the saying? Don’t knock it until you try it? I wouldn’t want that job, they must hire workers who have incredible patience along with people who know how to read the instructions. I bought a bookcase from Target for my LA home, I would say that was an interesting night.

So, I’ve decided I really need to get myself back into work because I’m getting that feeling where I just want to adopt a million dogs, go off grid and live out the rest of my days with them and without a care in the world. Though, I already have enough dogs as is, and I don’t know how I’d actually fit a million dogs into my home because I just don’t have that kind of space. I also think I might be losing it a little because of the fact that I want to own that many animals and take care of them when I can barely take care of myself. Help me.

You could get a ranch or something to house them all but I won’t condone such a thing even if I am one hundred percent on board. You might be going a bit stir crazy and now that you’re back at work, you’re idle. I didn’t see that coming, mate. How can I assist? Do you need a life coach? I could be a good life coach.