reblog this if you didn’t think you’d make it to 2021

The Original Meeting for The Prince and Snow White, from the original 1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs comic strip, released weekly, beginning December 14, a week before the film’s premiere.

Look, everyone! He has a name.

Well it about time that we know what his fucking name was.

you: prince charming

me, an intellectual: PRINCE BUCKET HEAD

this is somehow cuter

Actually, his name is Florian, but Buckethead will do.

Prince Buckethead was my father, you can call me Prince Florian

I’m trying my very hardest not to burst out laughing in the middle of class, send help I’m choking

PRINCE FLORIAN “CHARMING” BUCKETHEAD

When someone says: “I don’t hate gay people, I just don’t like it when they shove it in my face:

Pikachu has something important to say.

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

On Wednesdays we reblog

Always

wed

ness

day

Wait what

Its Wednesday???

Fuuuuuuuuu-

How the fuck is it Wednesday?!

WWWWWWED NES DAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Paper Rings // Taylor Swift

Big Alex & Henry energy #rwrb

So I saw a post on instagram about changing the word son, and sir, to bitch in Hamilton.

So I copied the entirety of Hamilton into word and replaced them with bitch.

I would like to share them all (there's a load of repeats so I took some out):

Its 10× better if you try and sing the bit it's in

Also when I first did this, Jefferson got changed to Jefferbitch, and I couldn't breathe for about 20 minutes after that happened.

I can’t stop laughing 😂

Alex, blatantly flirts with Henry while pretending he’s not attracted to him and they’re somehow enemies.

Henry: chokes on air. 

OR

INCOMPLETE LIST OF HENRY BEING TOO GAY FOR THIS SHIT™

BONUS When Henry has finally had enough: 

Faves

This absolutely works and provides you free amusement

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

me and my friends play “World’s Greatest Expert” where one of the other players says “Hey, I heard you’re the world’s greatest expert on ____” and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing you’re the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.

adhd things

- sitting down to do work and suddenly it’s been an hour and you still haven’t done anything - only being able to watch 30 seconds of a youtube video before moving on to the next one that looks interesting - what did i need from my bedroom again? - why did i just unlock my phone? what did i need to do? - (also unlocking your phone and getting distracted by 30 other things and not doing what you set out to do) - there isn’t this one specific easy to make thing in the fridge so i guess i can’t eat - this paragraph is too long and all the words are blending together  - “stop bouncing your leg it’s annoying” - “but everyone does [insert symptom here]”

- listen up, let me tell you a story

I’m obsessed with Six right now 

#it’s so obvious they named it based on how we inconvenience them rather than what it actually does to us

There it the fuck is.

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

HEY NOW

YOU’RE A MEME STAR

Get the rarest. PEPE!

HEY NOW

HERE COME DAT BOI

O shit. Waddup.

And that dress was white and gooold

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

this is it. this is the best post on this hell site.

I sang the whole thing

It’s the post

i thought this was just a myth

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

It’s called the Murder Strut.

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.