The mental health of children is MUCH more important than their school grades.

Frank wearing scrubs for ier0rgasm ❤

life is back pain

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

Mood to the max!

Tubular af

groovy, i hate it

‘bi people can pass as straight!’

anyone can pass as straight, if they silence themselves enough.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

Water is a crazy motherfucker. It can burn you to death, freeze you to death, drown your ass, but you need it to live.

The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

I just

I’m going to miss this

the last twilight movie came out in 2012. it is now 2018. i just want to know who the hell reblogged this 6 year old post onto my dash. because i love you

It actually made me go from hating the actors to loving them once I realized they thought the books and movies were as shitty as I thought they were

@bennygal16

My question is why did you sign up to play the role if you hate it so much? I mean this is funny but STILL.

because

I would let a movie studio wax me and use me as a surfboard for a fraction of that bank. I don’t even remotely question his motives.

Understandable. Have a great day.

insp [x]

moffin

This is not circus but is something very Scottish and highly patriotic.

Basically, Glasgow does anti-Trump better than anywhere in the world. If ever there was a reason for Scottish pride. A not-circus post that simply had to be shared. Especially since 99% of my followers are not Scottish and it’s important to share the culture.

So true

ICONIC

Oh my god

It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.

I cannot wait.

The prophecy had been fulfilled

mom holy fuck

I’m going

To cry

I really…fucking hate customer service.

Like…

Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. It’s for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high paying customers.

Part of my job is to prep the breakfast area before the breakfast team shows up so that breakfast is done by the time it needs to be. This, of course, means that I have to step away from the desk. It doesn’t really help that the time I need to start working on breakfast is also when customers start checking out.

So I had the bright idea of making a sign. It’s not fancy, the letters are pretty big, and it basically just says “Hey if you need me I’m in the kitchen, just give a holler.”

It’s worked really well so far; people see it, they call for me, and I get them taken care of with little to no fuss. Or, at least, it’s worked up until now.

This guy.

This. Fucking. Guy.

I finish prepping the breakfast area, I walk out, and at the front desk is a man, huffing and puffing. He harshly asks “Are you working the front desk?”.

I say with my best customer service voice “Yes sir, I just had to prep a few things for the breakfast team. Can I help you with anything?”

“Yeah you can help me by giving me some fucking service. I’ve been waiting for almost five minutes and I have to catch my flight!”

Oh boy. Here we go.

So I tell the man, “Well, sir, if you’ll look right in front of you, if you needed me, that sign tells you that I was in the kitchen.”

And this man. Just. Fucking looks at me. And says.

“You expect me to fucking read on my day off?”

And I just.

I was floored. That someone would say that. Completely unironically. With no hesitation.

Just

Fucking customer service, man.