Bad joke time

It can be frustrating when people confuse “aromantic” with “aromatic”, but hey, you know what they say: Aros, by any other name, would smell as sweet.

First of all, how dare you

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spongebobssquarepants

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pseudomantis

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

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loloftheday

rolled up to the girl

brothamalcolmfarrakhan

Toooooooo fuckin smooth

mr-phishbowl

10/10

The execution.

The precision.

Then he made her laugh…

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lorem64

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

ankaa-avarshina

Two words: Raw eggs.

lorem64

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

ankaa-avarshina

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

phantoms-lair

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

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wexler

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

He checked her pulse

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may

tastefullyoffensive

Photos by Chasity Lollis (via TheRealDerv)

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todoyamas

Anonymous asked:

hi! i love your art, it's so pretty ♥ and you draw feet really well, do you have any tips?

todoyamas answered:

thank you a lot anon!! ( /)w(\) here, i made a few notes about the steps i follow while drawing feet:

^ that’s assuming you’re not drawing from a low perspective, as if the camera was on the floor or something like that!

SORRY MY HANDWRITING SUCKS and i’m not really good at explaining things bc i don’t really follow a guide and stuff so yeah BUT I HOPE IT WAS HELPFUL TO YOU!!

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