I’m the goddamn Batman

i saw goody proctor cracking open a cold one with the devil

Anyway. The B in LGBT stands for Basketball

Urm wtf everyone knows the B stands for bread and the G for Garlic

Love Garlic Bread Twists

👏SAY👏IT👏LOUDER👏FOR👏THE👏PEOPLE👏AT👏THE👏BACK👏

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

Twinkle twinkle little slut Name a guy you haven’t fucked. Was he skinny? Was he tall? Nevermind you did them all. Twinkle twinkle little bitch Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit Try to think of this a bit: Does it affect You at all Who has sex or none at all? No it doesn’t, little shit, Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

Who made this goddess? I love her! The eyes,nose,lips and that haiiirr

anyone know the artist?

looks like Mark Newman. 

http://marknewman.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/

^^ this one is called “Grandpa’s Favorite”. 

^^ this one is called “Iris in Bloom”.

he’s awesome. 

You never see classical inspired sculptures with POC.. So this is really something to me. Absolutely beautiful.

Why do roaches feel the need to fly? I’m already scared! They don’t need to now escalate the situation! It’s like if a guy took out a knife and said “gimme your wallet” and then when I’m like “okay man I don’t want any trouble, here you go,” he also takes out a gun.

my biggest pet peeve is when I call a boy pretty and about six people have their necks swivel all the way around on their shoulders exorcist style just to tell me that boys aren’t pretty they’re handsome

this literally changed my mood 180°

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

Justin Bieber threatened to sue the website for defamation that posted the gif of him before and after photoshop so you know what to do

im going to have a stroke

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

wut

such majesty

where r they goin

I never enjoyed a pictures series more

I can’t talk about all the pushups im doing because some asshole always butts in to say they did one more than me.

that’s terrible i always have two people butting in

“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”

IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE

EVERYDAY THE SAME DREAM is an art game about alienation and refusal of labour. You are a faceless, unnamed man going about his business. The game has alternatives endings. Will you end up going to work and working in a little cubicle like every day, or will you take another route and do something different for once? 

PLAY IT HERE

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OK LEMME TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY THE SAME DREAM.

My history of game design teacher had us play through this game for ten minutes one class, and then played it on the projector.

At first no one seemed to really get it, it just seemed like a daily life simulator with catchy music (the music carries the game beautifully, don’t play it on mute if you can help it).

Then some of the other students began murmuring and questioning the point of the game after a few play throughs.

Yes, there are different ways to end the day, but the game has only one true ending, which is reached after ending the day every way possible.

Don’t judge the game by the minimalist graphics and simple gameplay mechanics. Every Day the Same Dream is a brilliantly crafted and for some a highly therapeutic experience.

Things you do one day can and often will affect the following days, (your wife leaves you, the homeless man vanishes, you lose your job, etc.) Until you’re left with only one final option, which I won’t spoil.

To paraphrase my professor, this game makes you look for a deeper meaning, not just in the game but also in yourself. It takes you to a place within yourself you need to be to understand yourself and how you interact with the real world. Play it all the way through and see for yourself.

I think everyone needs to hear this