lmao onk 149 converting me into a kana arima x akane kurokawa shipper. it's the 'if i were a man, i'd definitely choose you' which pulled me in. likee guurl kana you don't have to be a man to pull a bad bitch like akane. that girl has been in love with you and your tsundere charm since childhood. just leave aqua and grab that waifu lolol

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

At first I read “as an optometrist” and was just ready to accept the statement as is like oh yeah maybe some kind of pun about if people’s views weren’t clouded by hatred and biases they could be normal about aro and aspec in general but then I reread it was like “sigh, time for my nearsighted ass to go back to the optometrist.”

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where all these beautiful aromantic people get to go to the optometrist

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

benefits of mg:

drawbacks:

sometimes you spend a long time on art, and sometimes you are possessed by the spirit of the brushbug and you whip up a meme in 30 minutes

stammi vicino

figured out why there's been an uptick in me getting blocked by seemingly cool people recently. apparently my description looks like this on ios:

it's supposed to say "transmisogyny not welcome". tumblr fucking "coolsville sucks"ed me. i'm literally a trans woman.

out of all the great finnish sayings ’anyway, onto new disappointments’ is my favorite. in constant use in my household of one

like the casket to the dead // in you, i found rest

seeing someone say that omg this person wasnt SAYING that what happening isnt real or not acknowledging it yikes guys. like. listen. its true in a certain way but. its a tone deaf thing to say on a post where someone is saying "oh hey look the weather here is gonna be horrible for me for the next few days". it literally sounds like this person is going "oh i see. this is great material for my writing!" TO the perso. it feels like the global south is nothing just a dumb sims gameplay for them

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.

maybe

how old is she

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

she looking for another dog?

NO

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

I have a name

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

Everything is fine. I’m going to live forever

the thinly veiled racism on tumblr is horrible because it really works so hard and often succeeds in disguising itself as progressive

"oh the main takeaway of us turning your post about south asia burning to the ground into a fun writing exercise is that isnt a fun exercise!!!"

and then they claim its about how theyre telling people how horrible life would be if a problem that is actively caused by the global north and handed over to the global south isnt already a horrible thing thats happening to real people everywhere. sc st people are out there working on the streets and now fucking bangalore shuts down parks in the afternoon.

how is that already not horrible that people are suffering so much. i think brown people should be allowed to punch some of y'all

how is suffering not real till you cant see a white person suffer. are brown people not human enough. are indians and pakistanis and nepalis and all not human enough for you bitches

I'm not listening to a white person on what's racist or insensitive to brown people. read orientalism by edward said before talking to me or my son ever again

Orientalism by Edward Said PDF

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.