Twilight. 59° F, with rain and wind gusts up to 38 mph. 6:00 am. April 12, 2024. Cove Island Park, Stamford, CT. (@dkct25)

It drives me insane how many people dont realise how often they break the law and that if the full force of it was ever applied life would basically be unliveable. Like between traffic violations, petty workplace theft, account sharing and piracy alongside how common it is to have been in posession of some illegal drug at some point in your life. People still manage to get away with thinking "criminals" are people who commit crimes not just populations that are surveilled enough to be routinely prosecuted

“Can you explain this gap in your employment?” I must confess I dilly-dallied. Did a bit of this and that. Yes, I lived an ungoverned life of leisure throughout my youth. But I’m a changed man, I’m to be married and my prospective mother-in-law insists I have an annual income of £500,000 or more if I’m to wed her daughter. Rummy luck. My paltry stipend from my father is a mere £40,000 a month. I am attempting to make up the difference by seeking gainful employment for the first time in my life. This sunglass shack is the only establishment that graced me with a callback.

"Dancing Statue of Satyros"

𝙿𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚒 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚞𝚗

3𝚛𝚍-2𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚢 𝙱.𝙲.𝙴

𝙽𝚊𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚘 𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚌𝚘

𝙽𝚊𝚣𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚎

columbia administration is threatening to call in the national guard tonight

Here's the press release from the students

I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

Oh the picture of it

small bird was VERY offended that I picked him up off the sidewalk like a potato chip. don't fall asleep on the sidewalk then

Violet-backed Starling (Cinnyricinclus leucogaster), male, family Sturnidae, order Passeriformes, found in southwestern Africa

photograph by Nigel Voaden

ate

my favorite part of this is all the swifties in the replies of the original tweet like “someone we have to google” and “none of us know who uou are” like… COURTNEY LOVE? now im not claiming to be the number one courtney love defender in the world but if you have no idea who she is that says a lot more about you than her….

me reading the bunker's terminal in fallout 4

This shit terrifies me more than AI.

What could be worse than a billionaire putting a chip into your brain, who the fuck knows what they’ll do with it.

can’t wait for my thoughts to be interrupted by 30 second Spotify ads

I cannot begin to emphasize enough how much the problem with neuralink is that they DON'T USE NEUROTURGICAL SUPPLIES AND ALL THEIR TEST ANIMALS DIED HORRIBLY AS A RESULT

Like, yes, the Spotify ad jokes are funny.

But they miss the point.

This is a scam to torture and kill the disabled in exchange for investor money. It's straight up eugenics.

They aren't just 'putting a chip in your brain,' they're also putting in toxic adhesives meant for skin, loose bolts that drift around shredding brain tissue, and more.

In a normal experiment, the unforeseen death of a single test monkey is grounds to halt the entire experiment.

Dozens of test monkeys died for Musk, but because of his fame and money, his experiment was allowed to keep killing monkeys, and now he's moved on to killing humans.

How To Read Ezra Pound, Martin Espada

[If I knew that a fascist was a great poet I’d shoot him anyway]