Kindergarteners will be so proud of themselves for being able to draw a triangle. My GPU can draw tens of thousands of those in a second. You are not special.

You can run Doom on 12000 kindergarteners wired together

Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?

Absolutely, and definitely less surprising than a fairy

sure if you live in a submarine

X

i legitimately laughed for like 5 minutes straight when she said this. clear, concise, straight to the point. i love you karlach.

we need your magic words, white girl... we can't camp just yet we still have a little bit of fight left in us... save us, white girl... (also i haven't cured karlach yet but just imagine she won't burn lae'zel alive and is fully healed here. they're still in the underdark LOL)

Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

everyone has that one companion who just keeps detonating the traps, right? i cannot be the only one. and it's lae'zel who does it specifically which is funny considering SHE'S THE ONE WHO SPOTS THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE??? thanks lae'zel. where would we be without you, queen

accurate post game sleeping arrangement

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I love all my party members equally.

horsegirl Lae'zel has begun to spread the gospel

+bonus

Waking up in camp gay disater

Poor shadowheart was cold

day 113

bg3 is actually a dating sim 💘