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Facts

I think this might be my favorite scene from the movie.

I just realized Bucky has never seen aliens before this. He’s only ever dealt with super soldiers and impressive tech. So, you know he wakes up from his lovely cryo nap, they slap a new arm on him, and then they’re like “Here’s an actual god, aliens, and a talking raccoon that wants the arm we literally just gave you after the dude whose parents you killed blew off your last one” and his tired gay ass is just like

He finally took her to Coachella…

“I’ve been signing this signature since grade school!”

Libertarianism has taken a human form.

has this guy ever considered a career in professional wrestling

infinity war:

me:

Stephen Hawking passed away on March 14th. 3.14. He is now infinite.

I arrive at the park

Dinosaurs: Released

Tits: Out

Life: Finds a way

I am forcibly airlifted from Jurassic Park.

How cute! 😍 Yasssss! 💜

This is so dope and creative

The level of commitment to the curls !! YES !!! @glam-alien @nigga-oniichan

Yeah I love how they did the hair! So cute!

Tbh i ask myself why i’m single cause there are opportunities where i could have a relationship but everytime that happens i choose not to cause i think what’s ideal for me is to have everything together before i go on dating like finish my degree and have a stable job. Also, there are times I wanna do things that I cant do if i was in a relationship so in a way being single means freedom. I can’t help that i feel lonely at times though and the idea of love sounds so good. But at the same time, it’s probably best for now that I sort out myself. I also do not want to settle or end up having a boyfriend just for the sake of it. So at the end of the day, it’s my decisions that have put me in this position of feeling chronically single. I really only have myself to blame. I just wish that I wouldnt get easily jealous of the idea when I see couples and stuff cause I mean, I am deliberately choosing not to be in a relationship currently right so I shouldn’t be envious about it.

I see your “romantic relationships shouldn’t be more important than platonic relationships” and raise you “romantic relationships shouldn’t be rooted in anything but strong, healthy, and mutually rewarding friendships anyways”

i haven’t stopped seeing notes for this since I posted it and I just wanna reiterate: it’s really important that you don’t get romantically involved with people you can’t be friends with. Separating a romantic relationship from a platonic context is unhealthy. Your romantic partner/s should always be your friend/s.

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“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”

Y'all soooooo annoying

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Bless the internet