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Kabru my beloved you would not have enjoyed the Sims 2 per say, but I think you'd be adducted to it

THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT THERES NOTHING THERE

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Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

when I try to show something to a friend related to an interest they like but I know nothing about, I feel like a relative giving them this

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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pause. rewind. does this person think jamie lee curtis has been running away from a gorilla

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

if you want to test your luck, this site lets you choose a random human bone :) https://randomlistgenerator.com/human-bones

I asked it to generate “one bone” and it generated “ribs”

Site built by a loophole-loving fae

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

Dungeon Meshi - Half-foots

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i tried to make a kabru running gif, but for some reason the gif maker i was using stretched it out and now it looks like this:

this is infinitely better than the gif i was actually trying to make

moodboard for when you open the replies on a popular tumblr post

I love Kankuro because yeah he’s afraid of Gaara but he also doesn’t take the sass from Gaara so whenever Temari warns him not to talk back he’s just like

#like he would literally rather die then let gaara get the last word #and thats how you know theyre brothers #gaara: one more word and youre dead #kankuro: *already burying himself in sand* bitch

I decided to add my tags because I think it helps illustrate the point 

Shaka and Māra, the demon King of the Sixth Realm~

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me