I'm kind of obsessed with this thing. Truly stretching the bounds of what you can call a keyboard. Sure there's keys, but we've far departed from anything you could call a board. That's a keysomethingelse. A keyobject. I'm not sure what you would call it, but I keylike it.

The best part about having a split is having space between each half to set your things. The creator of this keyboard fully embraced that lol

Here's my idea for a latin declining/conjugating keyboard

vvhy is there a vvindovvs bvtton?

Well, It can't be a Windows button, they don't have a W in their alphabet yet.

Behold! My latest Bad Keyboard, the ShiftKeyBoard!

It's got nine buttons, and an 8-way gear shifter. You simply shift into different gears to select which sub-keyboard to use. Surprisingly easy to use, in fact.

Here's the layout I used:

Two more things:

1. the numbers under each gear position image are an implementation detail for the gearshifter I used, which I had on my guide image to help me code it.

2. the funniest thing I discovered is that you have to shift into neutral before reprogramming the keyboard or it wouldn't work right. I kept leaving it in first gear which caused problems, where it would only recognize 1 and 4th gear.

I've been doing so much copying and pasting recently and will be continuing to do so for the foreseeable future, and it's been doing a number on my left hand because I have to keep hitting Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V while stretching my fingers, so I decided to buy a three-key keyboard macropad that literally only has a Ctrl, C, and V key, designed specifically for copying and pasting.

Look at it. It's so tiny!

This was started as an April Fool's joke by Stack Overflow (hence the logo) but enough people wanted it that they collaborated with a keyboard company to make it real.

The most recent version comes with RGB by the way

@yournewkeyboard

This one was so stupid that it physically hurt to type FOUR LETTERS so no way was I getting to "Hello world". It's a Unary keyboard! You just tap as many times as the ascii character you want to send, then after a small pause, it types it. Even simpler than the binary keyboard!

(originally posted on May 4th, 2020)

Shouldn't be to hard to turn this into a morse keyboard, probably easier on the finger

yeah but that's not as silly

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

pathetic keyboard I saw on a prop laptop at Ikea

I think that's just a board

oh it makes sense now. boards are Ikea's whole thing

lol keyboards

im not quirky anymore. im QWERTY *tapes a keyboard to my chest*

Want to see the worst keyboard I've made? No?

Too bad!

Here's the Hair Keyboard. I built this in 2020. It's basically just a relatively standard QWERTY membrane-dome keyboard, but it's got a very unique look, thanks to a lot of time spent with glue and fake fur from a hobby store. It took a LONG time to comb this thing into usability, and I cannot describe how it feels to type on.

An overall picture:

Some horrible pre-combing shots:

Bad Hair (Keyboard) day:

Fun fact: Posting this is causing my music to skip. I think my computer can't handle even the image of the Hair Keyboard.

My latest project is a custom set of keyboard caps

I really love the way this post never blew up big but it never goes away. I've got other posts that get like 100k in a couple days, and never leave my notifications... But this one just shows up once or twice every day.

I fully expect the teeth keyboard will still be slowly circulating five years from now. Still creeping people out.

I couldn't be prouder. Someday I'll introduce ya'll to the hair keyboard and you'll know the true meaning of fear.

that's because curses don't just go away on their own

a moment of silence for Dvorak users trying to appear submissive