my lovely summer girl

Kitten ill be completely honest daddy is a fucking mess right now

Jesse I have to sell you to one direction

yo mr white bitch let me at least put on my pink converse, throw my hair into a quick messy bun and put on some mascara to accentuate my blue orbs first bitch

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

@lengthofropes​ milestone celebration ❖ day 3 ❖  green & pink // support ⇢ samwena in various & sundry villains (dir. amanda tapping, writ. steve yockey)

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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like… mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

‘i can fix him’ ‘i can make him worse’ well I can pick him up like this.

Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

am on floor

I went mushroom foraging in a pine forest the other day!! We found and harvested a bunch of saffron milkcaps and there were loads of wild blackberries ✨🍄✨

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

cant get sentences like this anywhere else