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anybody else in the club feeling this one
It’s the fucking mimes again.
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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway
hi dogys
wuppies ☝️
"Booktok is cringe" yeah I used to think that too but honestly my coworkers are all into booktok and they're having such a fun time. We're all exhausted and drained and miserable from work then one of them will perk up and start going off about the newest book she devoured over the weekend while another coworker's eyes light up because they finished that one and loved it and now they're talking about their favorite trashy booktok books and the entire mood shifts.
I'm p. sure most of the Booktok hate is Tumblr still finding any excuse possible to mock women (esp. queer women) who have interests they refuse to drown in 7 layers of irony but also like.... why do we care so much about what they're reading? They're probably reading more actual books than we are.
"But the books are bad!!" you read One Piece and listen to nightcore remixes of MLP fan songs and your icon is that one picture of Megan Fox from Jennifer's Body like shut up the stuff you like is probably """"bad"""" too.
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it’s actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don’t give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it’s just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word “cock” and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there’s nothing much you can do about it
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i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like
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Cain and Abel. From SANDMAN and HOUSE OF MYSTERY. Brush and ink.
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stacys mom turned me into a frog!
im eating flies and live inside a log!
stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!
now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog
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gotta teach the youth of the hardships in life
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Albatross
1: any of a family (Diomedeidae) of large web-footed seabirds that have long slender wings, are excellent gliders, and include the largest seabirds
2:
a: something that causes persistent deep concern or anxiety
b: something that greatly hinders accomplishment : ENCUMBRANCE
Commisioned by @tealquacks
Hermes, the god of male virility and a shapeshifting trickster, allllways makes his cock a smidgen bigger than Andros'--who already has a pretty sizable kidney-puncher to begin with--because 1. He knows his man is a size king who loves a dainty feminine queen that packs heat and 2. Hermes loves how it drives his meat headed, competitive boyfriend insane in a sexual/kinky way that he's cock's juuuust a bit smaller.
Even if Andros' is being a perfect, obedient, service top sub who's doing everything his daddy asks... Hermes still teases him about his size because it makes Andros' grit his teeth and grunt and throw his whole back into plowing him--as if to prove a point
"A-Am I... doing a good job, Sir?"
"Of course, babe~ You're such a good boy~ So big and strong.... ya'know...for a mortal~"
And Andros' eyes go wide and his dick twitches and he grabs the bedposts so hard they crack under his finger tips and he RUTS into Hermes like a bull in heat, so rough and fast it makes the literal god of gay sex yelp and clutch the bedsheets as his bf knocks the wind outta his lungs.... but a god doesn't need to breathe, so he isn't gonna shut his smart mouth anytime soon~ He's gonna tease and taunt Andros 'till that poor boy bursts then maybe for three or four more rounds afterwards~
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Modern!AU Andros would dress like this.....
Andros: Hermes! Check out these awesome gym shirts I just got!
Hermes: *fighting back tears* that's...that's great, babe......
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Doughnut whale sharks 🍩✨
Modern!AU Andros would dress like this.....
Underworld!AU where things are actually flipped and Hermes is an imp who works for the lord of the underworld, Zeus who'd have a way better design in this AU but that's neither here nor there and Andros is still a big himbo meathead but he's now a MEAN dumb jock type who acts almost like a heel in wrestling.
....I just want Bad Boy Andros and Bad Boy Hermes to fuck.
Hermes sitting in Andros' lap, arms wrapped around his neck, kissing all over his face while his wings flap like crazy. Andros cradling his boyfriend's godly body in his big warm arms and pulling him in closer so they can make out.
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Neil!!!