#Weed

the skull shower relaxes you and give you more power from memory file

@randomitemdrop

“Man, I love being able to shower while we’re out on the road!”

“Yeah, but are you at all concerned about how the water comes out of a skull? Like isn’t that usually a sign of it being dangerous or poisonous or something?”

“I’m sure it’s fine” (-1) (-1) (-1) (-1)

Please call this recession the Trump Slump.

We need to put Trump's name on this.

if ever anything I wrote were to ever go viral, let it be this. Let everyone talk about the Trump Slump. I want to hear this term in the news.

loaf with mama

The voices in my head.

I’m doing the dishes

it’s a warm spring day

I watch out the window as my neighbours wiener dog wanders out into the garden in its little blue bandana

I stop, mesmerised.

It’s sniffing flowers — carnations, I think — for quite some time until it becomes excited by a bird overhead and bounces around to chase it’s shadow

the dog returns to the sunlit spot by the flowers and flops over, belly up, to bask in the warm light

“I want to be that dog” I say to myself. “I want to share with the world the peaceful joy that dog must be feeling right now.”

I try to take a picture; my zoom is not enough. I get weird and grab my pigeon-watching binoculars to get a better zoom, line my phone camera up with the lens. And I take one single, illicit, sleepy dog picture.

I hope the ends justified the means.

I bet that dog is having a really nice day.

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

can see the pores on that thang

A tribute to the tumblr post of all time. Took wayyy too long considering this is a shitpost

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

What is a clown but a goblin and a sprite and a tackle box of makeup? 

What is a horse? Nobody knows

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

I am so serious about the way people are taught to view themselves as separate from and above any other animal being the root cause of a lot of problems. You're not better than a beast.

Adam Bates said a thing that applies to so much right now. Anyone interested in building and/or managing a community of any kind needs to hear this and take it to heart:

"You can say 'all are welcome' but if wolves and sheep are welcome you're only going to get wolves. The smart sheep will go somewhere else and the naive sheep will be eaten and processed. If you welcome Islamophobes and Muslims then you'll get Islamophobes. If you welcome Klan members and people of colour you'll get Klan members. If you welcome nativists and immigrants you'll get nativists.

Refusing to choose is a choice. It's a choice in favour of the people who prey on others and who refuse to acknowledge the humanity of those they hate."

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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