we've done it again folks
house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.
me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake
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reblog for a bigger sample size if you feel like it
Someone described the modern difference as such: Fear is knowing that a werewolf is hunting you. Terror is when you see it and it charges at you. Horror is realizing that your feet are stuck to the floor.
lust is
I’d like to thank the brave sniper that stopped that final comment
dashboard simulator
mutual 1: the inherant yuri between an amazon standing lamp and a dropshipped cat tshirt??
mutual 2: i need to be put down like a rabid dog
mutual 3: (the most beautiful piece of art you've ever seen in your entire life, drawn on a piece of precalculus homework)
mutual 4: i NEED him carnally (the most unfuckable man you have ever seen in your entire life)
mutual 5: i need to be put down like a rabid dog. as a sex thing
mutual 6: (a personal post you don't have the context for)
mutual 7: she sproingle on my dingle till i frongle?
mutual 8: (photoset of a cat) EVIL and BASTARDOUS little creature. we are cooking him in a stew or perhaps a soup later
mutual 9: (the most beautiful photo you've ever seen in your life) took this on my walk to the store lol
mutual 10: i NEED him carnally (minecraft youtuber)
mutual 11: if i see one more post about (cartoonishly awful thing you had no idea people were posting about) i am going to explode
mutual 12: (a personal post you don't have the context for)
mutual 13: i need to be torn to pieces by rabid dogs. as a sex thing
Mortar and pestle
A six year old wanted to be run over by a truck so he could be with his family, but he ended up dying from hypothermia... if that isn't one of the most heartbreaking statements to read I really don't know what else to say, because this is just a child. A six year old boy. The world has failed you. The world truly has failed the children of Gaza in so many ways.
Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]
man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up
hate to say it but the cow is right
Oh plush cow we're really in it now
I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:
Just the fact that the moderate, liberal position on Palestine for most of my life was "these millions of people should just endure permanent brutal apartheid without complaint, and also if you call it 'apartheid' you're an antisemite," and now it's evolved to "Israel should be able to kill as many of them as it wants, and if you complain, then you're an antisemite in the pay of Russia and China"
concernedape thank you for continuing to love and work hard on your game!