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With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.
- Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)
- You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
- Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯
- The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)
- You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω＼*))
- This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
- Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D
- Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪
- Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.
- If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O
- I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)
- Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ＾皿＾)っ
- Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.
- If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
- Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.
*choking gurgling blood dripping from my nose choking and gurlging on the blood pouring out of my nose*
Reviews are in! Reviews are glowingly positive! Reviews are glowing like the cloud we All Hail.
clownsbian reblogged
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friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like “hahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.”
I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.
We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”
No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.
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today at work i got embarrassed for a minute bc a new guy asked who the framed photo at my desk was (anders from dragon age), but then i remembered that yesterday we dragged another coworker eating dry salad with his bare hands and that's infinitely weirder than my thing tbh
one of the mortgage employees complimented it btw. for what it's worth.
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My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It
there won't be any results though because you just made it up
One time I made up a name for a character and after googling it discovered it was a Zimbabwean slur
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little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
today at work i got embarrassed for a minute bc a new guy asked who the framed photo at my desk was (anders from dragon age), but then i remembered that yesterday we dragged another coworker eating dry salad with his bare hands and that's infinitely weirder than my thing tbh
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dadchuck is everything to me
i love everything about this troll stuff though
"i'm literally looking at one right now dude"
ALT
(via @rlyehtaxidermist)
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Why is it in the house md font