@the-most-lamentable / the-most-lamentable.tumblr.com
Hello fellow Mischief fans, I’ve written a magic goes wrong fic as I noticed a serious lack of them in the wild (I’ve only found one I think), hope you enjoy murder mystery comedies. (it’s a comedy I promise, don’t look at the tags, it’s super funny and not heavy at all (LIES IT WILL EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATE YOU))
Girl photographed by Hugh Mangum c. 1909
Mangum’s photographs are notable for their informality, which was unusual for the period. I just adore the series of this girl, she’s such a beauty.
oh this orange is going to be so fucking dry and juiceless
you seeing this shit my liege???
peeled off one of the sections and i was like that’s what bad pussy sounds like
get her ass
That’s a yellow
I often think I could be such a good writer if I were better at writing
Unfortunately, the only way to improve your writing is to write.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sutton!
Sutton Who?
target audience
"Capitalism allows you to follow your dreams. Socialism forces you to give up your dreams."
Yeah. Keep telling yourself that.
Therapy is risky because sometimes they'll just ask you their standard "why can't you, though", and you think you're making some good point by saying something like "well if I don't do anything with my life then what's the point of being alive in the first place" and your therapist gets that look on their face and you immediately realise that your dumb ass just got caught, pinned to the ground with your stupid-ass neck between the spikes of a pitchfork, and you are not going to wiggle out of there before you two unpack what the fuck you just said.
fountain in italy
This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.
i may not be an actual hedonist, but to other americans I absolutely am.
The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?
WE DOIN' CRIMINAL DEEDS AND EVIL ACTS
Go to penis
Only if you come with me brother.
Watching Percy realize he’s Greek is probably the funniest thing to me
Tags from @save-the-moonpjo
Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️
DEAR SWEET GOD
I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:
AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED
GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER
this belongs in the beginning of the second deathnote opening
this belongs in the
beginning of the second
deathnote opening
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
