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@readerjohn / readerjohn.tumblr.com

I'm a 32 year old, cis male introvert.
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I saw a tweet that said Korra's only a softie around Asami and it's valentine's day and one thing led to another...

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IT’S FEBRUARY 21ST WHICH MEANS IT’S LAUREL FITZ’S CANONICAL BIRTHDAY

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Ranking All Elden Ring Bosses by Fuckability

It was only a matter of time until I made a post like this.

In this hypothetical all of the bosses can be reasonably communicated with and are not actively trying to kill you.

Repeat bosses not included, duo bosses counted seperate.

It should also be assumed that all of these bosses have access to their magic/items/resources to benefit them in bed.

Explanation of Grading system:

  • Ineligible: (Cannot give consent)
  • These characters are not sentient enough to communicate consent, or are physically incapable of sex.
  • Unfuckable: (Can give consent, but does not DESERVE sex)
  • Character sucks so badly that they do not deserve to experience pleasure in any shape or form.
  • Uninterested: (Can give consent, does not WANT sex)
  • These character are fully capable of sex but would never participate in sex due to lack of interest or overabundance of moral convictions.
  • Not worth it: (Can give consent, is terrible in bed)
  • I mean, you COULD have sex with these characters but why would you?
  • Acceptable: (Can give consent, would be fine in bed)
  • These characters are average in bed, nothing crazy or noticeable. Some might end up in this category because they ARE good at sex, but the entire process would be inconvenient or uncomfortable to initiate.
  • Good Time: (Can give consent, would be great in bed)
  • These characters are good at sex, give or take a few points depending on their mood or situation.
  • Knock your socks off: (Can give consent, would be amazing in bed)
  • These characters excel in giving pleasure and would be well worth the time and effort involved.
  • Sex God: (Can give consent, would be the best in bed)
  • These characters would be so good at sex that all other factors are irrelevant. They are serving and we are here for it.
  • Evil Sex God: (Can give consent, is a terrible person but you’d make an exception.)
  • These are characters that should fall lower in the rankings, but their sexual prowess supersedes their inherent awfulness to a noteworthy degree.

Full list below the read more. Obviously it's not going to be sfw.

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Good ol Goji got himself a thagomizer for his new design so perfect opportunity to draw him as one of my favourite memes ever lmao

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VERSION 2.0 of my horror visual novel Mother's Favorite is live right now!

This has been 4 years in the making! This version of the demo covers 1/3rd of the total game and gives a pretty good slice of the atmosphere, characters and story.

The demo is free to play with a 'pay what you want' option. It would mean the world to me if this was shared around and given constructive criticism if possible.

Please note this game is a horror game and is not suitable for all audiences. A full list of content warnings are available on the itch.io page for those interested.

I am honored and humbled by all the people who have stuck with the project this long and have contacted me about their interest!

Have fun and try to keep Fourth alive!

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I built a little paper craft Mecha. It was incredibly fun to build this little guy piece by piece. I am about to make a thousand more.

Original Sketch:

Drawing the pieces in Photoshop:

Glamour shots of my special little guy:

Look at my son.

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I built a little paper craft Mecha. It was incredibly fun to build this little guy piece by piece. I am about to make a thousand more.

Original Sketch:

Drawing the pieces in Photoshop:

Glamour shots of my special little guy:

Look at my son.

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Mecha update: The little guy is now armed.

Details of the weaponry:

I love my little paper son.

I am about to build him some friends squad mates.

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New paper craft Mecha!

He doesn't have a name yet but he is a very old model who has seen many pilots comes and go. New pilots who try to synchronize with him claim to be overwhelmed with a pervasive feeling of sadness. Most of his current armor is little more than reused scrap metal, but his inner mechanism imply that he was built with a lot of love and care.

Glamour shots:

Original Sketch:

Plus the little guys:

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