*taps my husband's back before he heads out to tumblr war* think about me... dont mess around with those other tumblrinas. you have a wife at home.

*clutches my heart shaped locket with my wife's picture in it as the commissar reads off the new blocklist and callout posts*

get revenge on those who wronged you by continuing to like the things you used to enjoy together, then re-contextualize and re-interpret them to suit your own personal enjoyment without worrying about what they might think. it’s yours now. reclaim your joy

It’s kinda cool how someone can just pop into your life all of a sudden and become so important to you within such a small amount of time. I think that’s what makes life so interesting though. There’s always a reason to be hopeful for the future because you never know what good things will come your way next.

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

sis, it’s time for you to be happy again

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

if you’re a bi girl with a boyfriend……. you’re valid and i love you 💖💫

If you’re a bi boy with a girlfriend, you are also valid and I love you 💖💫

iced coffee my beloved

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

how did she put the make up on her eye

i may be stupid